15 Very Dumb Things in Fantastic Beasts 2

23 Th11, 2018
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Can’t-spells is my new name for all you guys in the comments section.
Click your favorite thing that’s going to happen in Fantastic Beasts 3:
It turns out Buckbeak was a Filipino man named Buckbeak the whole time - www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson
We find out about Grindlewald’s crimes but they’re all white collar crimes and it’s kind of a weird energy - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
They go somewhere warm and instead of an only slightly-different wardrobe where they’re all in similar long coats again, we get a movie of them all in tacky vintage beach fashion and Newt Scamander is in like khaki shorts that go to his knees - instagram.com/spider_jewel/
JKR accidentally includes backstory for a character from The Walking Dead, forgetting that she didn’t write that - spiderjewel.tumblr.com/
Fantastic Beasts 3: HP Origins: Hagrid - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/

  • Are the snakes behind you also secretly women?

    SemiloconSemilocon2 năm trước
    • @Tim Tam But make sure they are real women

      Ferris BuellerFerris Bueller2 tháng trước
    • @Justsomeone I think it is worth acknowledging JK rowling isn’t exactly providing good representation, She gave the main villain a pet snake, and then retroactively decided that that pet snake was secretly an asian woman that Voldemort owns. Also Nagini is straight up evil in the harry potter books, the reader or characters are never supposed to sympathize with her for basically having been stripped of her humanity and being forced to carry a part of the soul of Voldemort, she’s just a big snake. (Which is most likely because originally she was just a big snake, but that’s besides the point) There is such a thing as bad representation, and I don’t think that an asian woman who becomes a pet snake to a genocidal maniac is good representation, especially when harry potter really doesn’t have that much asian characters

      Sam KeiserSam Keiser6 tháng trước
    • well the snake isn’t transsexual my friend

      Piano StuffPiano Stuff6 tháng trước
    • @ComradeOgilvy1984 unpacking that. The werewolves *are* a “metaphor for HIV.” JK has explicitly said so. You raise the point that, no, the allegory is ACTUALLY about how those who scream the loudest about law & order and protecting children are the very people who will unleash the monsters on your children. Fenrir wasn't palling around with, nor working for, Umbridge. Umbridge is as near as I can find to "those who scream loudest about law & order and protecting you are the very people who will unleash the monsters on your children.” She penned the legislation that blocked people with Lycanthropy from holding jobs (before the Basilisk petrifies Hermione in the 2nd book: her legislation was not a reply to a teacher at Hogwarts). She attacks Hagrid. She tried to administer a Dementor's kiss to children multiple times. She way more than all that. That would have been a fine allegory, WITHOUT the connotations of the “metaphor” we got. As an aside, she never worked with Fenrir at Hogwarts. During Book 6 he came through the cabinet for the first Battle of Hogwarts (astronomy tower). In Book 7, Fenrir was working with the Snatchers, and arrived AT the Battle of Hogwarts. Never was at the school working around kids. Now. Let’s see how the AIDS “metaphor” ACTUALLY plays out. People with metaphorical HIV/AIDS aren’t just portrayed in the books as innocent people with prejudices against them. Half of the werewolves we meet are active participants in the victimization of children, and the other half it happens even though s/he doesn’t want it to, which seems to JUSTIFY the bigots’ views. The two werewolves we meet specifically of are 1) a dude who has a predilection for children, PURPOSELY inflicts his Lycanthropy on anyone he can, is sent after people by the main villain (who does not tend to "scream for law and order" unless your definition of "law and order" is subjugation of muggles, in which case, SURE. Can't help you there.) as a weapon to strike terror into those who aren't being overtly evil; and 2) someone who nearly attacked three students on a day he was untreated, and then was forced to stop teaching when word DELIBERATELY got around about what he was cause who would want someone with LYCANTHROPY near kids (no one undid Umbridge’s anti-werewolf legislature after his dismissal [we’ll get back to that later], a few kids got upset when he left but who cares it's fiiiiiine), and then refuses love for years because his loved one "deserves better" and then he and his spouse die IMMEDIATELY after getting together and having a kid, whom someone else then raises. Side characters with it: Silas Crump, a petty criminal and “unregistered werewolf;” Chiara Lobosca, a really nice person who also nearly attacked a fellow kid because she had kindly given away her own dose of wolfsbane potion; the Wagga Wagga Werewolf, about whom Lockhart wrote a book about how “Gilderoy” had saved a village from its horrors; an unknown werewolf who was at St Mungo’s at the same time Arthur Weasley was; the author of “Hairy Snout, Human Heart,” a “heartrending” account of the struggle against Lycanthropy; an unknown werewolf who killed the ~14y.o. muggle best friend of Penny Haywood and became Penny Haywood’s boggart. The one at St Mungo’s and the one who wrote a “heartrending” book are the only ones without some kind of negative connotations, and that’s only cause we know nothing about them. Of the werewolves we DON’T specifically know by name, we are told that a lot of them went to serve the Dark Lord because they hope they’d have a better life in his new world order, in part BECAUSE of Dolores’ legislation (is this what you meant by “those [sic] scream the loudest about law & order and protecting you are the very people who will unleash the monsters on your children” cause it’s kinda strange to act like driving people into such an awful corner that they’re working for Voldemort out of desperation hoping their lives will improve, is “unleashing” them). We’re all remembering that Joanne specifically said that people with Lycanthropy are supposed to mirror people with HIV/AIDS, right? Wew. With all this in context, isn't it a bit unfortunate that people with AIDS, not just Dementors, are "monsters" being "unleashed" on children? There is absolutely more to unpack. Unfortunately. The associations some people have between AIDS and a certain community, the assertions that that specific community are out to corrupt/destroy the lives of children and/or /touch/ them somehow, and the creative (read: morality play) ending of "and then this one very specific couple specifically tragically dies" It's problematic as hell, even if it's ONLY coming from prejudices Joanne didn't realize she had, and it's NOT some kinda enduring callout of the catholic church being sanctimonious but in truth using its power to control youths (which I assume is what you meant by "message that has aged very well looking at headlines today," maybe you meant something else. Sorry if I couldn’t parse your vagueness correctly.) If you tally it up, more than half of Joanne’s message about this specific topic in these books is “no you DON’T want this person with a metaphorical condition near your kids” and it’s gross. If she had just done the Dolores/bigotry for the “watch out for the people who want to protect your kids blahblah” sure. If it had been a metaphor for HIV where werewolves are mistreated for a condition they have through no fault of their own, and they’re not out to deliberately pass it on to others, and the books didn’t have the constant overtones of “they’re ACTUALLY coming for your kids,” fine. But as it IS? No, JK’s declared metaphor specifically about werewolves/HIV doesn’t have the “(not-so) hidden meaning she was writing was that those [sic] scream the loudest about law & order and protecting you are the very people who will unleash the monsters on your children.” Maybe Umbridge specifically was that message. MAYBE. But she was BARELY tied up with the HIV metaphor, except in a way where her actions DIRECTLY led to a book-stated majority of werewolves actually actively serving Voldemort. Which is quite the message there. The werewolf/HIV metaphor isn’t some enduring, time-honored, message that has “aged very well, looking at headlines today,” unless you’re reading and believing some really twisted alt sites (or Jo) about how The Gays&c are coming for your precious little ones, and ickle Diddykins will be next!!!!!!!!!1

      Anne DavisAnne Davis9 tháng trước
    • @Jerrod Tibor Is that the allegory she wrote? Or the (not so) hidden meaning she was writing was that those scream the loudest about law & order and protecting you are the very people who will unleash the monsters on your children? That is a message that has aged very well, looking at headlines today.

      ComradeOgilvy1984ComradeOgilvy19849 tháng trước
  • Fantastic Beasts should have just been a tv show like Lilo and Stitch: the series where Newt and Jacob just went around collecting neat creatures. Grindlewald’s story could have been it’s own thing

    ChromaggiaChromaggia3 ngày trước
  • It's good that the movie is bad because I have no intention to support JKRo in any way...

    Walter LWalter L6 ngày trước
  • I love how nuanced this video is.

    marcelo ratzkowskimarcelo ratzkowski6 ngày trước
  • Drinking game: take a deep swig off of a gallon jug of Gallo port, everytime she says "Grindelwald" You are going to hate life, come the morning.

    Nameless EntityNameless Entity9 ngày trước
  • Ipses serpeñ ad tras tui feminas secretas ance essonc?

    Shmánh GgeShmánh Gge9 ngày trước
  • "Master has given Dobby a sock. Dobby is free" Little did we know that the sock would be transphobia...

    Aaron DeemerAaron Deemer11 ngày trước
  • What’s wild is a similar rapey thing DOES happen in HP - Voldemort’s parents, one of them was under a love potion when he was conceived

    LaurenLauren12 ngày trước
  • I heard the extended cut clarifies some of these plot holes. For example, it opens with a flashback to the first movie showing the day after Credence’s supposed death. We see a piece of the obscurus escape the wreckage unnoticed and reform into Credence. He then finds his adoption papers in the rubble, prompting him to board a boat to Paris. So far that’s all I know. I might watch this version soon to see if it’s as good as people say it is.

    Dave AllgaierDave Allgaier14 ngày trước
  • viworld.info/rock/video/mnmMuYqXwmaFlok.html this video is oddly similar to yours like a lot of the same exact points you made

    steve voltairesteve voltaire15 ngày trước
  • I was so upset that I rewrote the whole plot of Crimes of Grindelwald to make it make sense, and now I don't remember if Queenie getting imperius'd into joining Grindelwald actually happened or if it was just headcanon. Either way though.. what a waste of potential that was.

    Fay PaddingtonFay Paddington15 ngày trước
  • The worst thing about this movie is that it’s just boring. If the movie was just random, dumb bad, I wouldn’t actually be mad

    Nina SchmidtNina Schmidt15 ngày trước
  • I enjoyed this, and while I have no interest in the franchise I thought your thoughts were well-wrought and persuasive. But the hat distracted me. I kept thinking you didn't like your latest haircut. And perhaps that's the point after all.

    Beckoning ChasmBeckoning Chasm17 ngày trước
  • Is it true they're replacing Grindelwald's actor?

    Jovin CriswellJovin Criswell17 ngày trước
    • Yep. The far superior Mads Mikkelsen is taking over the role. I'm more surprised they're even making another one.

      Michel De BruynMichel De Bruyn11 ngày trước
  • Is the reason that Newt Scamander is after Grindelwald because he's desperately trying to avenge that lizard from the beginning

    Lou TenantLou Tenant18 ngày trước
  • I like to imagine that you're a millionaire and live in a big old mansion, and this room is actually a set. Considering the quality of your work, it's the only way for me to believe in a just universe.

    THAT GuyTHAT Guy19 ngày trước
  • why are you suprised the villians goal is to prevent the holocaust its a jk rowling production

    TereziBugTereziBug19 ngày trước
  • Everything is very dumb in fantastic beasts 2

    Geo KuromiGeo Kuromi19 ngày trước
  • « What is this ? A sitcom ?! » I am crying 🤣

    Corentin ThibaudeauCorentin Thibaudeau20 ngày trước
  • im really fucked up how the only actual animal even mentioned in this was the poor lizard ahahaha

    LemonwormLemonworm20 ngày trước
  • Fun fact: The reason they needed to change the word for Muggle in this movie is because around this time in America, Muggle was slang for Marijuana.

    CivilianCivilian21 ngày trước
  • I cant believe you explained the twist so understandabl

    ravengurl100ravengurl10023 ngày trước
  • UK - pavement US - sidewalk UK - muggle US - No-mag

    Jonathan HunterJonathan Hunter24 ngày trước
  • Well with the current state of the world and Jhonny Depp gone (thank God) and she who must not be named's image scratched maybe this series *will* end up failing. I'm definitely not seeing the next movie in cinema whether they are open again by that point or not.

    Ariel HarloffAriel Harloff24 ngày trước
  • Very minor detail, but I think it's weird that Grindelwald said "non-magique" for a potential french name for muggles because we actually use "Moldus" (which gives the exact same vibes in French than Muggles gives in English (amazing translation job, really)). Perhaps it was yet another language and not French at all, but if it WAS french, then it's super messed up because we already have moldus.

    Del BertDel Bert25 ngày trước
    • @Eduardo De Lara .... omg... why am i so stupid? Hahaha yes that makes sense, thanks :). I still think it's kinda weird though, but at least it makes sense.

      Del BertDel Bert24 ngày trước
    • That's because that's the translation of "muggle" while "non-magique" is what french wizards call muggles in universe

      Eduardo De LaraEduardo De Lara25 ngày trước
  • Spot on! With one minor amendment: I groan as loudly as anyone presented with Depp’s one-note, lumbering/slurred performances and any commentary on his catawampus appearance is both entertaining & fair... That said, perhaps there could be a cliff note regarding the abuse allegations touched upon... not only because that didn’t pan out to be true(not excusing his other poor behavior), but ironically because he was a victim of abuse himself which alone warrants correction/mention. At the very least, those allegations shouldn’t be the main thrust animating artistic critique, especially knowing what we know now. Besides, the merits(or lack thereof) concerning his work speak for themselves. Yours truly, The Future

    haunted by the livinghaunted by the living26 ngày trước
  • Stop wishing on monkey paws!

    Janya LevinJanya Levin26 ngày trước
  • rewatching this today, and I realized that yes, joanne did give us a sock. a dirty dirty transphobic sock with holes and a foul smell, but a sock nonetheless

    Absolutely Everything AboutAbsolutely Everything About27 ngày trước
  • “That’s why snakes give such lousy driving directions.” This sentence needs to go in one of those “out of context VIworldrs” collection.

    Andrew LivingstonAndrew Livingston28 ngày trước
  • well, having the author rot into a festering transphobe is one way to free her fans from the trap of having to watch the rest of her trashy movies 🤷‍♀️

    Isaac BantaIsaac Banta29 ngày trước
    • Yeah honestly, I think if it hadn't been for that, I still would have watched the others, no matter how dumb they were. But now? Nope, not spending a single cent on that anymore

      Baguette GottBaguette Gott22 ngày trước
  • Star Wars is allowed to be bad somehow, I guess HP is too!

    Jose's PlanetJose's PlanetTháng trước
    • me, thinkin of that Lord of the Rings series amazon is producing: :((((((

      Baguette GottBaguette Gott22 ngày trước
  • I want a wizard magic vs fun fight like John wick vs Harry Potter and co

    The q is for queerThe q is for queerTháng trước
  • My only issue with this video is when you imply becoming an Animagi is easy. The books established that becoming one is exceptionally difficult and rare, so much so that there had only been a handful of them in the last 50 years (in book 3 I think). This also makes all the more impressive that James Siruis and Peter were all able to do it before they had finished school.

    Neville133Neville133Tháng trước
    • @Comfy Fern oh yeah, once you get into fanon territory things get kinda messy lol

      Neville133Neville1337 ngày trước
    • @Neville133 yeah, I guess so. There's different fanon versions of them. The canon versions aren't as three-dimensional to me.

      Comfy FernComfy Fern7 ngày trước
    • @Comfy Fern I think you're taking away from how talented they were.

      Neville133Neville1337 ngày trước
    • It's something that always seemed like a plot hole. If those three can do it, so could anyone

      Comfy FernComfy Fern7 ngày trước
  • I was behind on the books, but remember the sixth movie coming out. How tf did that driver find someone to spoil that end to? It was practically on a poster at my school when all the kids who read the books found out. They told EVERYONE.

    Gabrielle RoyGabrielle RoyTháng trước
  • That poster has 16 characters on it. For comparison the Infinity War poster has 24 characters on it. But like. Imagine if you saw iron man 2 and the poster had 16 characters on it. Jesus JKR.

    AudoodleAudoodleTháng trước
  • אַ דאַנק, יעני, עס איז גוטעך ווידעאָ

    Shmánh GgeShmánh GgeTháng trước
  • It’s been years and there’s no news of a third one so 😂😂

    Dania DominguezDania DominguezTháng trước
    • It's probably taking very long because of: 1. Johnny Depp stepping down 2. J. K. Rowling getting obliterated on Twitter for being a massive TERF 3. The Covid-19 pandemic.

      Eduardo De LaraEduardo De Lara24 ngày trước
    • It's coming in 2022

      Eduardo De LaraEduardo De Lara25 ngày trước
  • Here's how I would've loved the Fantastic Beasts franchise to go: The first movie can stay the same, I'm happy with that, but I think they should save the Grindelwald introduction for a later movie, and maybe just an after-credits scene, like how Thanos was teased in the first Avengers. Then, for the next few movies, Newt travels to different countries and interacts with the wizards and the local fantastic beasts, and the plots of these movies are specifically about saving the magical beasts in that country (from poachers or habitat destruction or exploitation or something like that). Tina can come back every movie in her role as Auror (though maybe after the debacle of the first movie she's actually changed jobs to be animal-focused, and in a role that allows her to act in other countries), and she and Newt bond over time. Reintroducing Queenie and Jacob would be a bit harder but I'm sure it could be done. We already a scene in the first movie where a bunch of foreign wizard dignitaries are holding court together, and the sequels could bring back some wizards who cameo'd there. I think this would be a great way to both expand the lore about what the wizarding world looks like in other countries and cultures, and it would also show us more interesting fantastic beasts, which is what the movies should actually be about. The idea is that the movies can all stand on their own, but you can link them all by revealing to the audience that all the evil schemes Newt has had to save his animals from have been orchestrated in some way by Grindelwald. Then you can finally bring out Grindy for the final movie as the big bad, and by this stage he really feels like an evil final boss, and Newt has a strong personal investment in stopping him, because he's been fighting against Grindelwald's plan for years.

    Dane RobertsDane RobertsTháng trước
  • This movie was so confusing and boring to watch that I doubted myself that I even watched it in the first place, despite seeing it in theaters

    Clyde The Wonder DogClyde The Wonder DogTháng trước
  • The idea of Theseus "Clancy" Scamander is so funny to me😂

    Nyx GarciaNyx GarciaTháng trước
  • There is also an alarming lack of fantastic beasts in this movie. That's all I'm here for. The Harry Potter series gives a small glimpse into wizarding world flora and fauna, but I always felt like there's so much more to see. I don't want to see Grindelwald try and stop the holocaust, I don't want to know about Karma/Comma or Nagini the Human Woman. I just want to watch Newt, whomst I love dearly, interact with cool new animals in this universe. I'd honestly be more hyped about 100 minutes of Newt giving a room tour of his suitcase, than I'm hyped about a 3rd fantastic beasts movie. I'd be more hyped about a narrator voice reading wiki entries about new beasts, for that matter. Oh, wait, hold up, listen: Wizarding World Nature Documentary You could make it a series of shorts, and frame it as if it's a living portrait. Each one is a big painting portraying a scene from nature, and there could even be a portrait wizard explaining things. And then also, I please please want that Newt-case room tour.

    AnzaiaAnzaiaTháng trước
  • Remember when this whole franchise was about an orphan boy going to a wizard school to learn magic? Now we have child abuse, animal abuse, rape, baby killing, terrorism, etc....WTF......

    Sam AshSam AshTháng trước
  • JK has been antisemitic in the past, so I wasn’t surprised when she used the genocide of the Jewish people as a plot device. Still pretty damn disgusting though.

    Kyle LyleKyle LyleTháng trước
  • 12::45 as seen in Chamber of secrets, the hissing is just what everyone else hears the actual parse tongue hears it in their native language. So Voldermort could have figured out her name.

    Jude Connor-MacintyreJude Connor-MacintyreTháng trước
  • "And the only time I felt joy in 2018" Wait for 2020

    That One NerdThat One NerdTháng trước
  • That old grey sock turned out to be TERFdom

    QueerlyKHQueerlyKHTháng trước
  • I hope they are setting up a connection between the fact that Queenie controlled Jacob using an enchantment and then got magically coerced into joining the Nazis. Maybe once she is freed she will realize how horrible it is to be controlled and then apologize to Jacob.

    Charissa DubinCharissa DubinTháng trước
  • Because Nagini is probably not easily translatable from parseltongue I just had the funniest thought. Nagini and Voldemort playing that game where you are like "name"- first sillable, 2 letters, Beginning -second sillable, 3 letters, I - first sillable, 1 letter, and like Voldemort intently trying to figure out her name.

    Luiza FettLuiza FettTháng trước
  • "Potatoes, which have been cut!" 🤣 Best argument of them all! I disliked the American "Nomage" name for muggles more than any other thing in both these movies. Well...okay, it's on par with several other things too. There's a lot of really great things here and there, but overall, I'm worried about where this is all going. I too was confused by the very long and convoluted reveal scene. Thank you for finally explaining it in a way that actually made sense. I've watched this movie several times and I was still lost on the finer details of this plot point. However, I did enjoy the funny super old Flammel character, the costumes were gorgeous, and I think Newt's baker friend is a delightful foil character full of charm and like-ability. I'll continue watching these movies, but I'm viewing them in my mind as apocryphal materials to HP OG.

    Superstar WhimsySuperstar WhimsyTháng trước
  • ha more like the grimes of crindelwald I was so past caring about HP when the first fantastic beasts trailer released

    iBenjamin1000iBenjamin1000Tháng trước
  • Love the porg just lounging in the background

    najhoantnajhoantTháng trước
  • Magic can't save people from dying in childbirth; for that, you need the Dark Side of the Force. But that's not a story the Jedi would teach you.

    Eli RubinEli RubinTháng trước
  • This is very stupid rant from my tired brain and also only tangentially related to the video. i’m gen z so i grew up knowing that Snape kills Dumbledore, but that clip of someone spoiling it makes me genuinely upset. Like however silly it may be to be emotionally attached to the child wizard story, many people do feel that deep emotional attachment (maybe less so now), and people are aware of that. So it’s someone driving around, intentionally causing people emotional distress, and getting joy from that. I mean it’s effectively (a low form of) socially acceptable sadism, and it just makes me feel unreasonably upset & doomerpilled. I just hate most pranks.

    FernFern2 tháng trước
    • I agree. There are some spoilers you can't avoid while existing in this world (I knew Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father before knowing who either of these people were), but beyond that I really hate when people go out of their way to ruin a twist for you.

      Baguette GottBaguette Gott22 ngày trước
    • I 100% agree. I personally don't find it funny or appropriate to do those types of things. You aren't even spoiling it in a conversation (where it can be unintentional) or in a YT vid (where it is usually warned about or assumed that you already knew). You are yelling it to people on opening night! I hate that so much and it might have something to do with someone spoiling Infinity War for me. The thing is, nobody else is allowed to decide what things you hold dear or are really passionate about or if it was "obvious" and "you should have read the source material". You might not care if someone spoils it for you, but that doesn't make it ok for you to be an asshole. I'm sorry, I just said basically the same things as you did. This was also a rant from my tired brain. But I agree, and I wanted to convey that emphatically. Good night💕

      Amelia SánchezAmelia SánchezTháng trước
  • Well, JKR finally handed us that sock. I just wish it wasn't transphobia-brown...

    ElenaElena2 tháng trước
  • Jenny: "We find out that the ship was sinking. And that ship..." Me: "No!" Jenny: "...was the Titanic." Me: "NO!" Jenny: "Okay, I don't actually know that it was the Titanic." Me: "oh"

    SatherianSatherian2 tháng trước
  • The trilogy could have been a magical pokemon series. Instead we got a story about a kooky fella with resting duck-face and Johnny Depp looking for his missing contact.

    Rusty ShacklefordRusty Shackleford2 tháng trước
  • Master has given dobby a sock, dobby is free. Lol. I can't. I laughed so hard that my water broke.

    Aayush GoyalAayush Goyal2 tháng trước
  • Well sh*t. Now I need to think about why Hermione did use the time turner to kill Hitler.

    knate44knate442 tháng trước
  • Definitely Grindelwald with a “v”. It’s the name of a ski resort in Switzerland, underneath the Eiger, where Frankenstein’s monster hung out. JK and the dumb cultural appropriation grab bag strikes again.

    bobbler42bobbler422 tháng trước
  • 12:25 Nagini is actually a word derived from Indonesia mythology, Naga. Meaning half snake half woman. So I kind of believe JK when she said she setup the whole Nagini premise years before just that her story in the original books and films would have been out of place.

    SunflowerSunflower2 tháng trước
  • Love her but I disagree I think this franchise could grow into something great if they get Johnny back involved

    Ricky MRicky M2 tháng trước
  • The ill-fated sock spectacularly guess because waitress putatively perform a a sudden march. big, parallel starter

    Urban LegerUrban Leger2 tháng trước
  • 22:20 i know the video is 2 years old so nobody us going to see this but the people that doesnt use magic in the french version of harry potter arent called "non-wizard" but have a specific word for them so it dont make sense

    Gundham TanakaGundham Tanaka2 tháng trước
    • The specific word is a translation of Muggle, while "non-magique" is what french wizards call them "in universe"

      Eduardo De LaraEduardo De Lara25 ngày trước
  • Was this whole movie an attempt to make a „I identify as a snake lol“ joke?

    SzenSzen2 tháng trước
  • When you throw open the doors to a wizarding cinematic universe, you invite any and all mediocre sequels that wish to come inside.

    FructiferFructifer2 tháng trước
  • “What are the crimes of Grindelwald? They never told me!”

    Syd BirosSyd Biros2 tháng trước
  • #9 is just a reminder of the series we actually wanted to be watching. Kinda like when the hobbit series calls back to legolas or something

    Eddie FEddie F2 tháng trước
  • If purebloods vs half-bloods and Muggles are already a metaphor for racism, and purebloods are the white people in this metaphor, I feel like they shouldn't also be all white. They should have all skin colors because the point of contention isn't race, it's magic.

    NanahuatliNanahuatli2 tháng trước
    • They don't really need to stick to real human skin colours/textures either if we're thinking about it.

      Chloe Emma PassmanChloe Emma Passman2 tháng trước
  • Just Kidding Rowling is just a bad writer

    M WM W2 tháng trước
  • Rolling back on any significant development was always part of the series. In PS Harry spends a better part of the book suspecting Snape of the foul-play, by the second last chapter, he discovers he was suspecting the wrong person. He ends up being saved from apologizing or admitting (even to himself) his mistakes by Dumbledore hijacking the House Cup. Then CoS rolls in, and Snape is back to being evil incarnate. Also Hermione and Neville are being edited out of "the events" from "let's save the philosopher's stone". Harry managed to not only not learn anything from PS, but he also managed to convince himself things went differently from what is written in the previous book.

    Wardrobe WingsWardrobe Wings2 tháng trước
  • Loved the video... One small comment... You say you have to make people care before you throw a whole bunch of lore at them...JRR Tolkien begs to differ 😂

    Zach RamirezZach Ramirez2 tháng trước
  • Hey, remember to that time JK said that Dumbledore didn't have a romance because no one wants to see an elderly person kiss. Then she made a movie with young Dumbledore and then didn't have him in a romance. And he's her only alleged lgbtq character. alleged because it's not really in the cannon at all? And maybe that's by design?

    All Night CatsAll Night Cats2 tháng trước
  • I think nuclear explosions beat Harry Potter magic. I think machine guns and tank shells and artillery can probably match magic too.

    jamezillajamezilla2 tháng trước
  • Wow... that Credence story is one of the DUMBEST things I've ever heard. Just holy shit.

    jamezillajamezilla2 tháng trước
  • Need to work on the sound gate/audio mix, at least 7:00-10:00 has the effect of like....if I was watching this on my phone but I was getting text messages but my ring sounds were off. It's like muffling the sound and rebounding to compensate for mic diligence or something? Either way love the vids keep crushin =³

    La Croix BoiLa Croix Boi2 tháng trước
    • @Ricky M I hope it's uplifting! I really try to keep my internet footprint positive overall and especially when it's tied to someone's content 🤌🏾

      La Croix BoiLa Croix Boi2 tháng trước
    • The only time I’ve seen someone post a real constructive criticism on the internet lol

      Ricky MRicky M2 tháng trước
  • This is not what I signed up for I thought I was watching cool magical creatures and a quirky hufflepuff, Not a shitty choose your own adventure book turned film with a main cast of 20 random men and women and a snake

    Avery DaniAvery Dani2 tháng trước
  • 7:48 This has been bothering me for literally years now. JKR established in Goblet of Fire that memory charms *can* be broken by even stronger magic. Voldemort (or Peter) breaks the memory charm on Bertha Jorkins and that's how they learn Barty Crouch Jr. is still alive. It would have made absolutely perfect sense to be like "oh yeah, Queenie wanted her man back so she dabbled in some dark magic to retrieve his actual memories, and as a side effect he's just really suggestible for a few days or weeks after." And maybe she didn't want to do that because it's implied (or maybe even stated, I don't remember) that it takes the Imperius Curse to break memory charms and it would have been too heavy to have Queenie using Unforgivables this early in her apparently downward spiral to evil, but it would have been way less stupid to handwave that as "well, that's just memory charms cast by wizards, the eagle thing's magic is different so it only took some sort-of dark magic to break it" which would still have foreshadowed Queenie being swayed to the dark side. But no, two dumb explanations for why one thing is happening is better than one minor retcon of established lore, sure Jo.

    ErraticonteuseErraticonteuse2 tháng trước
  • I like the nomaj thing, because 'muggle' sounds kind of derogatory. Isn't it an old word for feral cat or something? Squib is a firework that fails to go off, so they're basically being called 'duds', which is definitely insulting.

    SonyaliloquySonyaliloquy2 tháng trước
  • Giant P O R G

    bhenry411bhenry4112 tháng trước
  • I barely remember anything from this movie. I don't even remember the plot now that I think about it. there was also some big reveal at the end like a child swap or something? I did not follow it at all

    Leah HawkinsLeah Hawkins2 tháng trước
  • There's at least a thousand muggles to every wizard. I'm sure if you came up behind one, and maybe shot him, with a gun perhaps, then he wouldn't notice til he was dead. Alternatively, you could blow up the entire magic school with mortar shells. Just a thought.

    Albert SkoftenAlbert Skoften2 tháng trước
  • I have read the books and seen the original movies more times than I care to admit and even I didn't go to see this movie

    Jasmine DoyleJasmine Doyle2 tháng trước
  • Nagini probably was meant to be half-human from the very beginning since "Nāga" (also "Nagi", "Nagin", "Nagini") in sanskrit is a half-human half-serpent being. Unrelated, Jenny is one of the most funny people on youtube. Have been binging this channel lately. Love it.

    Divdesmit PieciDivdesmit Pieci2 tháng trước
  • wait so if the unbreakable vow's that he needs to kill some1 Mr. Lestrange loved, does it have a time limit? if he decided to not try to kill Creedence, would the vow just Know and kill him? what if he tried but couldn't find Creedence, would he just live normally as long as he kept looking? what if Mr. Lestrange never cared about any1? would he have to destroy his favorite pair of socks or something?

    LJLJ2 tháng trước
  • Yeah your take on Nigini is bad imho. Voldemort can just straight up speak to Nigini. That’s why she hangs around him. Because she’s a person. Trapped in the body of a snake. With the thoughts of a person. She can actually interact with someone who speaks parseltongue, so Voldemort would’ve been a “friend” to her. Or at least keep her from the madness of what would basically be solitary confinement. Idk.

    AnonymousAnonymous2 tháng trước
  • I thought the thing about snakes was that they were always extremely rare. So wouldn’t being a snake animagus be actually really unique?

    AnonymousAnonymous2 tháng trước
  • JK Rowling coming out after Harry Potter was over and saying “Dumbledore was gay it just never came up” and then years later when telling the story of Dumbledore and Grindlewald choosing to leave that out is such..... bullshit

    YasminYasmin2 tháng trước
  • The reason credence is alive is because he escaped in the first movie

    E AE A2 tháng trước
  • Didn't Nagini control an old woman's corpse in Deathly Hallows? And could only speak Parseltongue? Why didn't she just speak English? If Nagini's just a snake it would make sense, snakes physically can't form words so even one as smart as Nagini probably wouldn't bother to learn how on the off chance she one day controls a human corpse. However, if Nagini was a human woman at first why wouldn't she be able to just talk like she used to when controlling a human body again? It's not like she couldn't control the body well, she managed to act like a normal old woman well enough that Harry and Hermione didn't notice she was secretly being controlled by a snake.

    EpialesEpiales2 tháng trước
  • creedence revival 🤣 too good

    OrainOrain2 tháng trước
  • 21:55 just bookmarking for my own later use.

    Isaac weitmanIsaac weitman2 tháng trước
  • *JKR comes out as mildly transphobic* That's the sock, guys, I'm freeeee

    stahp plsstahp pls2 tháng trước
  • Nothing was gonna get me to see the third or following films, but then Mads Mikkelsen was cast as Grindelwald.

    Emily MEmily M2 tháng trước
  • The entire time while watching this I keep thinking about how 1.) I saw the movie and don’t remember half of this 2.) I’ve read fanfiction for this series that tackles all of these problems with grace and is so much better than the movie.

    Leia KastaLeia Kasta2 tháng trước
  • She owes Johnny Depp an apology

    aBDKstanaBDKstan2 tháng trước
  • I love how Bunty somehow gets more focal time in this review than in the movie.

    Something RandomSomething Random2 tháng trước
  • JK Rowling did have an insane amount of the story planned about before actually writing and publishing every book. The only reason Alan Rickman played snape was because JK Rowling sat him down and explained a rough draft of his entire arch to show him that Snape wasn’t a one dimensional villain, because Alan Rickman didn’t want to be tight cast as a bad guy. So while it’s not hard to believe that she had that snake backstory planned out a long time in advance I highly doubt it was 20 years. Vaguely thinking “hmm what if it was a person” a long time ago doesn’t count as having it planned out.

    Will MiddletonWill Middleton2 tháng trước
  • What a shitty way to bring his memory back. I liked the ending of the first one where it was obvious that the memories were still in there because his bakery had become famous for making creature pastries that he’d seen on his adventures. It would’ve made sense for them to come back slowly as he saw familiar things because his love interest was like taking him around the wizard world because they also made it seem like he began to recognize her at the end of the first one too. It could’ve set up some good jokes like him remembering that he was used as bait or something

    Will MiddletonWill Middleton2 tháng trước
  • the baby switcheroo WOW

    Nora ArcherNora Archer2 tháng trước
  • I still remember when I saw this in theatres. It was me, my mom, her friend, and her 2 kids. I hadn't seen the first movie. I cannot stress enough how fucking confused I was during the entirety of the movie. I didn't understand a damn thing. After it finished we were talking and my mom's friend and her kids, who *had* seen the first movie, were saying how confused they were. It felt validating

    Vincent BroganVincent Brogan2 tháng trước