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The public demands some Tim Dillon face masks. Do one of Tim's and Ben's faces. Maybe animated/cartoon versions. *also I'm not a pro mask or anti mask. I think they would sell.
We die less than we live. It will never be my lying bs.
*Personal Pod cast New Anchor like* *Clayton Morris father died of Covid-19* ❤😌😔😌😔😌❤
Maybe I'm late to this but viworld.info/rock/video/rqeSxHnTml12qKM.html
Tortious interference, also known as intentional interference with contractual relations, in the common law of torts, occurs when one person intentionally damages someone else's contractual or business relationships with a third party, causing economic harm.[1] As an example, someone could use blackmail to induce a contractor into breaking a contract; they could threaten a supplier to prevent them from supplying goods or services to another party; or they could obstruct someone's ability to honor a contract with a client by deliberately refusing to deliver necessary goods.[2] A tort of negligent interference occurs when one party's negligence damages the contractual or business relationship between others, causing economic harm, such as, by blocking a waterway or causing a blackout that prevents the utility company from being able to uphold its existing contracts with consumers.[3]
I texted them…like…ummm…”I kind of wanted to burn their house down” -Tim D 2021
He WENT IN on those lesbian homeowners!!! Lol. Nothing against (All) lesbians, but this shit is funny af! 😂
I hope 2 years from now Tim is still ranting about these air bnb twats.🤣
the mark of a podcast is a sickass neon sign. that thing is just too fucking cool
“ sit around all day and munch Elizabeth Warren’s box” ... I’m finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣
53:51 Robert DeNiro impersonation
elong tusk is going to run for president and make everyone drive teslas
Tim needs a man bun or ponytail as a comedic clip on physical comedy gag. His hair in this looks like he has one kinda but i think it's just a cows lick in the back
covid takes both parents bro. You don't hear about cancer taking both your parents at the same time. You don't hear about mass graves being dug or refrigeration trucks for dead bodies with cancer. covid was number one death cause in usa for months and months prob still is. Whoever is telling you it's just the flu they want you to die bro.
there was a sports guy that lost two legs over this shit. it ain't no joke bro.
I bet that airbnb gave you covid.
Damn Tim, we can't take you anywhere. This is why we can't have nice things. Violator, violator!!! put that on a shirt frfr
Looks like you've met some people from LA
TD is so much smarter, funnier, insightful, and articulate than Joe Rogan who is, in retrospect, I'm sorry to say, overrated.
Love the sign Tim, who supplied it as i'd love one.
Ha ha 😂
Only Tim can pull in $60k a month on patron and still go off on a $400 bill...
Tim frustrated with covid- 🐈🐈🐈 Welcome to every single day working in the pharmacy 😁😂
13:58
Am I wrong to say Tim Dillon is single-handedly the funniest comedian of 2021?
These are the times that try mens souls
Threatening to burn down their house is a low-life fucked up thing to do. No matter how brilliant and funny you are, this is an error and a blight on your character Tim.
Ben has the best job on the internet.
WE WANT THE TRUTH TIMMY LAD
This is where he shines 😂🤣😂🤣
“Occasionally tired” lol
23:44 Nếu mỗi lần nhớ tới em anh được 500 đồng chắc giờ này anh đã vượt xa Bill Gates. 🕓
He’s gay? WhAaaaa?? 😯
"that's not punk rock"
Ya he wasnt killed with a fire extinguisher. That was a dumb story line to begin with.
That is a classic Air BnB scam. People always say they have another reservation and tell you that they need to raise the rate if you want it. Also, Starlink will benefit you Tim. More people will have internet that didn't before and therefore you can have more listeners ;)
Tim Dillon would be smart to clarify as much as possible on every possible platform that he is not suicidal or depressed in any way and has no reason to become so by any reasonable stretch of the imagination. coming from someone that would like to see the best comedian of our time survive to reign supreme in the industry
Admit it Tim, you broke the cactus when you sat on it because it looked like the most comfortable seat in the whole house.
Ben could be a stunt double for Ron Livingston (Peter the lead from "Office Space").
did anyone else get a VRBO ad lol
TD is a bio weapon that everyone should be infected with. Spread it.
The neon sign with the blue velvet in the background is classy. Your stock is up.
First I’m getting a warehouse. Then I’m ordering a helix mattress.
I don’t think ive ever looked forward to the ads as much as when Tim reads them. Lmao
Get em Timmy. You the man.
14:27
Lol ewwwww the cow skin chair insert Hannibal Lector gesture here
Damn this podcast blew up in no time. It wasn't that long ago that these would get a couple ten thousand views and that's it
"Country of cults."
I love this. Like I can’t describe at how I have been thinking and trying to write about this and the gratification of Tim confirming all my biases in such a beautiful satire, from the left to right- I have been ROFL 🤣 I don’t know 🤷🏻♀️ but maybe it’s because I thought I had Covid in like December 2019 before it became so popular in 2020 - I just don’t get it either. I am still not one of the cool kids 😔. 😂🤣
Tim could just have an hour-long podcast of ads and its still funny AF
Birth of a GOAT
Masks don't do anything...
Tim "you'd know if you had it" Dillon 🇺🇸
Holy shit this show is pure gold
I am an architect and once you move and need a place to stay in LA once it comes back hit me up
thanks man im going to try this magic cereal shit ..
Holy shit I was laughing so hard I could barely breath - thank you, needed that xx
3:51 tim thinks the term is "at nauseum" 😂
his sebastian voice is perfect lol
I want to rent this place and poop places.
Even the ads are fucking gold😂
The way Tim Dillon says “horror” is the reason I get up in the morning
Tim is Sam Tripoli
Joe Rogan might actually use ludicrous mode to do just that. Maybe not, just sayin...
Imma dump concrete down their drain
"My mom made me eat health cereal and thats why I became a gay cocaine addict" a memior by Tim Dillon
BIDEN SUCKS. Keep that in mind.
Double world hunger, double the US suicide rate, and put 40+ million Americans out of a job with lockdowns.... for a disease with a 99%+ survival rate. "DER. WHY U R IDENTITY No MASkES?"
You can tell the mask thing is bothering Tim. Might as well wear some knee pads too if you're gonna be a lil beeeyatch.
I just found tim dillion today. He is now my superhero
As somebody who watched their father die over 2 years from ALS I appreciate this episode tim. I appreciate your work and bringing attention to the disease.
Canceled by air bnb ...what's next? Lol
Telegram
This is my first comment to Tim I just started watching you .I think this is my 4th video of yours . You are a mix between Devine and Rodney Dangerfield. Will keep watching.
Tim. How has changed unfortunately. I almost can't listen to him much longer
I loved that ending 😂
Why don't you just make a Tim Dillon General on 4chan like B then you can post what you like?
The ending was flawless.
Another gem. Well done, Mr. Dillon.
The yard story killed me LOL
Ok I've nailed it - Tim is some kind of parallel life walk-in of Joan Rivers. I mean it, something in the timing. The outrage. and talking about how "the people" are. God Bless - a high compliment indeed.
You know I'm gonna get that mug after enjoying that fine roast ☕️
Once vax is delivered a new new strain will appear then vax again... By the way, the "new dangerous strain" happens to emerge at the same time the vaccines are being delivered
Just realized of course Tim Dillon would have 3 different studios and talk about them like they're gonna be so crazy and different but then they end up being pretty much the same also the angle in the first one was the best imo
Watching this episode again waiting for the next one to come out
that AirBNB you trashed is the funniest thing you have ever done .......shit on the walls? viworld.info/rock/video/yYp6tay0umafp58.html how can everyone hate you?
"It's the ultimate act of charity to walk into a room and look at someone, identify their weaknesses and magnify it in front of others." 😂😂😂
Horrible news! Tim has given in to marxism and moved his Austin show date...
Ok I think I just found my new favorite podcast. His humor is refreshing
It's so sad that everyone is still laughing like it's funny. How is this funny at all. Our country is dying we are still talking like it's going to go away. Like a couple law suits or some boycotts will take care of actual companies in America destroying American people's lives with no remorse. How can anyone still laugh about it. When it is too late to get serious all the jokes and smiles will be gone all that will be left is terror and guilt for not doing what's right. This is so very serious man.
Not to your average nihilist🙄
Dude we got an Airbnb with some friends and we left the place slightly messy with some popcorn, a couple kernels, on the ground and the owners acted like we destroyed their house. Why are you paying a cleaning fee? So you can clean lol. I’m bitter.
I sense that Jona and Mila are about to get their fair share of Fake Business in the months to come...
I can’t believe this guy doesn’t laugh for longer
53:53 lmaoo what is that little character hes done it previously in an earlier show an said some funny shit but dont know which ones
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM DILLON
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM !
Every week i notice you keep losing weight Keepitup !!!!! mustve been 20yrs since you seen the head 😂😝🤪
No one wants poke. Release is slow and fucked to create panic demand
Happy Birthday to one of the wildest, greatest comedians alive! So glad I found ya via the Joe Rogan Experience...or was it a VIworld comment underneath a JRE episode or clip, mentioning how hilarious your ad reads are? Anyway, Happy Birthday in the big city. Hope it's a real knife fight out there for ya.
A FUCKING MEN TIM DILLION!!!! Preach brother!! Lmao
Can someone fucking tell Tim to do 2 episodes a week? I'm fucking starving here
Joe Rogan is trash
I just want everyone to know that I am personally on air and b&b looking for Joshua tree listings to see if I can find these people to tell them how sad we are about Tim Dillon's departure