#235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show

16 Th01, 2021
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This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can't stop talking about how they beat the virus.
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    The Tim Dillon ShowThe Tim Dillon ShowTháng trước
    • The public demands some Tim Dillon face masks. Do one of Tim's and Ben's faces. Maybe animated/cartoon versions. *also I'm not a pro mask or anti mask. I think they would sell.

      Guy FawkesGuy Fawkes5 ngày trước
    • We die less than we live. It will never be my lying bs.

      CharlesCharlesTháng trước
    • *Personal Pod cast New Anchor like* *Clayton Morris father died of Covid-19* ❤😌😔😌😔😌❤

      Lee JG AndersonLee JG AndersonTháng trước
    • Maybe I'm late to this but viworld.info/rock/video/rqeSxHnTml12qKM.html

      fantanapanama Schackfantanapanama SchackTháng trước
    • Tortious interference, also known as intentional interference with contractual relations, in the common law of torts, occurs when one person intentionally damages someone else's contractual or business relationships with a third party, causing economic harm.[1] As an example, someone could use blackmail to induce a contractor into breaking a contract; they could threaten a supplier to prevent them from supplying goods or services to another party; or they could obstruct someone's ability to honor a contract with a client by deliberately refusing to deliver necessary goods.[2] A tort of negligent interference occurs when one party's negligence damages the contractual or business relationship between others, causing economic harm, such as, by blocking a waterway or causing a blackout that prevents the utility company from being able to uphold its existing contracts with consumers.[3]

      Bekey GillBekey GillTháng trước
  • I texted them…like…ummm…”I kind of wanted to burn their house down” -Tim D 2021

    sportcentermaniacsportcentermaniac23 giờ trước
  • He WENT IN on those lesbian homeowners!!! Lol. Nothing against (All) lesbians, but this shit is funny af! 😂

    Tre AlexanderTre Alexander2 ngày trước
  • I hope 2 years from now Tim is still ranting about these air bnb twats.🤣

    Ether DetroitEther Detroit2 ngày trước
  • the mark of a podcast is a sickass neon sign. that thing is just too fucking cool

    Matt NoyesMatt Noyes2 ngày trước
  • “ sit around all day and munch Elizabeth Warren’s box” ... I’m finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Gavin WoodGavin Wood3 ngày trước
  • 53:51 Robert DeNiro impersonation

    s ws w4 ngày trước
  • elong tusk is going to run for president and make everyone drive teslas

    s ws w4 ngày trước
  • Tim needs a man bun or ponytail as a comedic clip on physical comedy gag. His hair in this looks like he has one kinda but i think it's just a cows lick in the back

    s ws w4 ngày trước
  • covid takes both parents bro. You don't hear about cancer taking both your parents at the same time. You don't hear about mass graves being dug or refrigeration trucks for dead bodies with cancer. covid was number one death cause in usa for months and months prob still is. Whoever is telling you it's just the flu they want you to die bro.

    s ws w4 ngày trước
  • there was a sports guy that lost two legs over this shit. it ain't no joke bro.

    s ws w4 ngày trước
  • I bet that airbnb gave you covid.

    s ws w4 ngày trước
  • Damn Tim, we can't take you anywhere. This is why we can't have nice things. Violator, violator!!! put that on a shirt frfr

    s ws w4 ngày trước
  • Looks like you've met some people from LA

    Cris PortugalCris Portugal5 ngày trước
  • TD is so much smarter, funnier, insightful, and articulate than Joe Rogan who is, in retrospect, I'm sorry to say, overrated.

    Gilbert DaroyGilbert Daroy6 ngày trước
  • Love the sign Tim, who supplied it as i'd love one.

    Dave WattDave Watt6 ngày trước
  • Ha ha 😂

    ROOT TVROOT TV6 ngày trước
  • Only Tim can pull in $60k a month on patron and still go off on a $400 bill...

    The DudeThe Dude7 ngày trước
  • Tim frustrated with covid- 🐈🐈🐈 Welcome to every single day working in the pharmacy 😁😂

    Ernest ScribblerErnest Scribbler7 ngày trước
  • 13:58

    Seth WilliamsSeth Williams7 ngày trước
  • Am I wrong to say Tim Dillon is single-handedly the funniest comedian of 2021?

    Nicholas PetersonNicholas Peterson10 ngày trước
  • These are the times that try mens souls

    Ducks in a rowDucks in a row11 ngày trước
  • Threatening to burn down their house is a low-life fucked up thing to do. No matter how brilliant and funny you are, this is an error and a blight on your character Tim.

    Dave BlueDave Blue14 ngày trước
  • Ben has the best job on the internet.

    Nick McDonaldNick McDonald14 ngày trước

    Stephenjohn hughesStephenjohn hughes16 ngày trước
  • This is where he shines 😂🤣😂🤣

    steven vurrosteven vurro16 ngày trước
  • “Occasionally tired” lol

    Anthony StoneAnthony Stone18 ngày trước
  • 23:44 Nếu mỗi lần nhớ tới em anh được 500 đồng chắc giờ này anh đã vượt xa Bill Gates. 🕓

    Trúc Nhi 800K Vào timbantinhvn comTrúc Nhi 800K Vào timbantinhvn com20 ngày trước
  • He’s gay? WhAaaaa?? 😯

    Celine AlzinaCeline Alzina20 ngày trước
  • "that's not punk rock"

    lkx1993lkx199321 ngày trước
  • Ya he wasnt killed with a fire extinguisher. That was a dumb story line to begin with.

    kevin smithkevin smith21 ngày trước
  • That is a classic Air BnB scam. People always say they have another reservation and tell you that they need to raise the rate if you want it. Also, Starlink will benefit you Tim. More people will have internet that didn't before and therefore you can have more listeners ;)

    King CharlesKing Charles22 ngày trước
  • Tim Dillon would be smart to clarify as much as possible on every possible platform that he is not suicidal or depressed in any way and has no reason to become so by any reasonable stretch of the imagination. coming from someone that would like to see the best comedian of our time survive to reign supreme in the industry

    Captain FalconCaptain Falcon22 ngày trước
  • Admit it Tim, you broke the cactus when you sat on it because it looked like the most comfortable seat in the whole house.

    FriendoftheshowFriendoftheshow22 ngày trước
  • Ben could be a stunt double for Ron Livingston (Peter the lead from "Office Space").

    Jeff phillipsJeff phillips22 ngày trước
  • did anyone else get a VRBO ad lol

    michael izzomichael izzo22 ngày trước
  • TD is a bio weapon that everyone should be infected with. Spread it.

    Curtis ValleCurtis Valle23 ngày trước
  • The neon sign with the blue velvet in the background is classy. Your stock is up.

    dave elliottdave elliott24 ngày trước
  • First I’m getting a warehouse. Then I’m ordering a helix mattress.

    SlimerSlimer24 ngày trước
  • I don’t think ive ever looked forward to the ads as much as when Tim reads them. Lmao

    SlimerSlimer24 ngày trước
  • Get em Timmy. You the man.

    Jon SchmittJon Schmitt25 ngày trước
  • 14:27

    SSJtitanXSSJtitanX25 ngày trước
  • Lol ewwwww the cow skin chair insert Hannibal Lector gesture here

    Lavender Bella 2222Lavender Bella 222227 ngày trước
  • Damn this podcast blew up in no time. It wasn't that long ago that these would get a couple ten thousand views and that's it

    FreakishdFreakishd27 ngày trước
  • "Country of cults."

    Alan TylerAlan Tyler27 ngày trước
  • I love this. Like I can’t describe at how I have been thinking and trying to write about this and the gratification of Tim confirming all my biases in such a beautiful satire, from the left to right- I have been ROFL 🤣 I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ but maybe it’s because I thought I had Covid in like December 2019 before it became so popular in 2020 - I just don’t get it either. I am still not one of the cool kids 😔. 😂🤣

    The EsoTarot ChefThe EsoTarot Chef27 ngày trước
  • Tim could just have an hour-long podcast of ads and its still funny AF

    Ruperth316Ruperth31627 ngày trước
  • Birth of a GOAT

    Saint ThomasSaint Thomas27 ngày trước
  • Masks don't do anything...

    KeeperOfKaleKeeperOfKale27 ngày trước
  • Tim "you'd know if you had it" Dillon 🇺🇸

    Andrew ArchuletaAndrew Archuleta27 ngày trước
  • Holy shit this show is pure gold

    GoodGuyCooperGoodGuyCooper27 ngày trước
  • I am an architect and once you move and need a place to stay in LA once it comes back hit me up

    Jason BorlandJason Borland28 ngày trước
  • thanks man im going to try this magic cereal shit ..

    Nigel WordNigel WordTháng trước
  • Holy shit I was laughing so hard I could barely breath - thank you, needed that xx

    KanooodleKanooodleTháng trước
  • 3:51 tim thinks the term is "at nauseum" 😂

    Derek KeenanDerek KeenanTháng trước
  • his sebastian voice is perfect lol

    Trevor ChaseTrevor ChaseTháng trước
  • I want to rent this place and poop places.

    Javan SullivanJavan SullivanTháng trước
  • Even the ads are fucking gold😂

    Fungal ApeFungal ApeTháng trước
  • The way Tim Dillon says “horror” is the reason I get up in the morning

    Austin KingAustin KingTháng trước
  • Tim is Sam Tripoli

    Fenris UnchainedFenris UnchainedTháng trước
  • Joe Rogan might actually use ludicrous mode to do just that. Maybe not, just sayin...

    matt rileymatt rileyTháng trước
  • Imma dump concrete down their drain

    Twin City SoundsTwin City SoundsTháng trước
  • "My mom made me eat health cereal and thats why I became a gay cocaine addict" a memior by Tim Dillon

    Isa BIsa BTháng trước
  • BIDEN SUCKS. Keep that in mind.

    Jay BlackberriesJay BlackberriesTháng trước
  • Double world hunger, double the US suicide rate, and put 40+ million Americans out of a job with lockdowns.... for a disease with a 99%+ survival rate. "DER. WHY U R IDENTITY No MASkES?"

    Devin the DeveloperDevin the DeveloperTháng trước
  • You can tell the mask thing is bothering Tim. Might as well wear some knee pads too if you're gonna be a lil beeeyatch.

    Devin the DeveloperDevin the DeveloperTháng trước
  • I just found tim dillion today. He is now my superhero

    Trevor VancourTrevor VancourTháng trước
  • As somebody who watched their father die over 2 years from ALS I appreciate this episode tim. I appreciate your work and bringing attention to the disease.

    Austin KnowlesAustin KnowlesTháng trước
  • Canceled by air bnb ...what's next? Lol

  • Telegram

    Oni JinOni JinTháng trước
  • This is my first comment to Tim I just started watching you .I think this is my 4th video of yours . You are a mix between Devine and Rodney Dangerfield. Will keep watching.

    Cynthia ConeyCynthia ConeyTháng trước
  • Tim. How has changed unfortunately. I almost can't listen to him much longer

    Titan and Tundra Jimenez-UrsoTitan and Tundra Jimenez-UrsoTháng trước
  • I loved that ending 😂

  • Why don't you just make a Tim Dillon General on 4chan like B then you can post what you like?

    ThumpistThumpistTháng trước
  • The ending was flawless.

    J CJ CTháng trước
  • Another gem. Well done, Mr. Dillon.

    Aurora BorealisAurora BorealisTháng trước
  • The yard story killed me LOL

    Canadian TurtleCanadian TurtleTháng trước
  • Ok I've nailed it - Tim is some kind of parallel life walk-in of Joan Rivers. I mean it, something in the timing. The outrage. and talking about how "the people" are. God Bless - a high compliment indeed.

    H W-LH W-LTháng trước
  • You know I'm gonna get that mug after enjoying that fine roast ☕️

    scarabellascarabellaTháng trước
  • Once vax is delivered a new new strain will appear then vax again... By the way, the "new dangerous strain" happens to emerge at the same time the vaccines are being delivered

    ucount Countucount CountTháng trước
  • Just realized of course Tim Dillon would have 3 different studios and talk about them like they're gonna be so crazy and different but then they end up being pretty much the same also the angle in the first one was the best imo

    Drew CundariDrew CundariTháng trước
  • Watching this episode again waiting for the next one to come out

    Smooth's SaloonSmooth's SaloonTháng trước
  • that AirBNB you trashed is the funniest thing you have ever done .......shit on the walls? viworld.info/rock/video/yYp6tay0umafp58.html how can everyone hate you?

    Tom CampbellTom CampbellTháng trước
  • "It's the ultimate act of charity to walk into a room and look at someone, identify their weaknesses and magnify it in front of others." 😂😂😂

    miCkmiCkTháng trước
  • Horrible news! Tim has given in to marxism and moved his Austin show date...

    Ryan FrankiRyan FrankiTháng trước
  • Ok I think I just found my new favorite podcast. His humor is refreshing

    angie guerreoangie guerreoTháng trước
  • It's so sad that everyone is still laughing like it's funny. How is this funny at all. Our country is dying we are still talking like it's going to go away. Like a couple law suits or some boycotts will take care of actual companies in America destroying American people's lives with no remorse. How can anyone still laugh about it. When it is too late to get serious all the jokes and smiles will be gone all that will be left is terror and guilt for not doing what's right. This is so very serious man.

    Amy NunyaAmy NunyaTháng trước
    • Not to your average nihilist🙄

      Enlightened NormieEnlightened NormieTháng trước
  • Dude we got an Airbnb with some friends and we left the place slightly messy with some popcorn, a couple kernels, on the ground and the owners acted like we destroyed their house. Why are you paying a cleaning fee? So you can clean lol. I’m bitter.

    Arthur AdjamoglianArthur AdjamoglianTháng trước
  • I sense that Jona and Mila are about to get their fair share of Fake Business in the months to come...

    OleyullahOleyullahTháng trước
  • I can’t believe this guy doesn’t laugh for longer

    Armandii CArmandii CTháng trước
  • 53:53 lmaoo what is that little character hes done it previously in an earlier show an said some funny shit but dont know which ones

    punksabrepunksabreTháng trước

    Edward BearnaisesauceEdward BearnaisesauceTháng trước

    Edward BearnaisesauceEdward BearnaisesauceTháng trước
  • Every week i notice you keep losing weight Keepitup !!!!! mustve been 20yrs since you seen the head 😂😝🤪

    Jose BritoJose BritoTháng trước
  • No one wants poke. Release is slow and fucked to create panic demand

    M92 QUADM92 QUADTháng trước
  • Happy Birthday to one of the wildest, greatest comedians alive! So glad I found ya via the Joe Rogan Experience...or was it a VIworld comment underneath a JRE episode or clip, mentioning how hilarious your ad reads are? Anyway, Happy Birthday in the big city. Hope it's a real knife fight out there for ya.

    CornyBumCornyBumTháng trước
  • A FUCKING MEN TIM DILLION!!!! Preach brother!! Lmao

    Rayray BowserRayray BowserTháng trước
  • Can someone fucking tell Tim to do 2 episodes a week? I'm fucking starving here

    Dezy XIDezy XITháng trước
  • Joe Rogan is trash

    StealthmuizStealthmuizTháng trước
  • I just want everyone to know that I am personally on air and b&b looking for Joshua tree listings to see if I can find these people to tell them how sad we are about Tim Dillon's departure

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