Captain Marvel: An Unbridled Meh

18 Th04, 2019
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Well, it looks as if the MCU has out done itself, like this ended up being double the length of the normal rant breakdowns but there is so much to lay out, hope you enjoy it folks ;) /

  • The rudimentary research into space travel at light speed, amounts of solar systems and planets and all that is totally something I recommend people look into to get more accurate numbers, I just did a few google searches with Fringy and checked a couple of websites. It seems I might have underestimated the distances and made a few mistakes that makes it all seem smaller than it is but that would only make the overall point more relevant; Light speed just aint gonna cut it, not by a long shot when it comes to travelling between galaxies.

    MauLerMauLer2 năm trước
    • @Incubus Satyrius And our galaxy is relatively small in comparison to what's out there..

      MaruMaru3 ngày trước
    • The Milky Way galaxy is 100,000 ly across. You’r not gonna circumnavigated in a couple of freaking years. You would circumnavigated in 314,159 years, give or take. Alpha Centauri the closest star to earth is for light years away you can’t even get there in a couple of years. Where in the world did you get those numbers? Also there is a mathematical formula for time dilation. It’s not a century either. In fact as you approach the speed of light the time dilation becomes much more extreme, to the point where time relative to an outside observer would become infinite.

      Where AretgepoankWhere Aretgepoank13 ngày trước
    • @Steel Johnson Obviously

      Blake WBlake W14 ngày trước
    • @David Alexander who are you talking to?? Address the actual person or i shall bitch and whine and not do a damm thing about it.

      Bob DoleBob DoleTháng trước
  • You lost me at the "it's also" gag

    Michael MayoMichael Mayo4 giờ trước
  • The worst part of this movie were the pilot callsigns. No pilot in the history of flight has ever been called “photon” with a straight face.

    sh241sh2416 giờ trước
  • You misspelled rage. An unbridled rage.

    BrimstoneBrimstone7 giờ trước
  • This movie is a general fuckfest and the worst movie in the series

    ErG0Ph0BiAErG0Ph0BiA21 giờ trước
  • Came here for Shazam!, stayed for the analysis

    S1nnerS1nner23 giờ trước
  • This is tooooo far. The movie wasnt that bad at all

    GR 06GR 06Ngày trước
  • Believe in the Power of the V!!

    Jerrod NazarianJerrod NazarianNgày trước
  • "too emotional" If you gotta keep saying something to get people to believe it, it's probably not true. "She'll be the one who saves tony, won't she?" a week and a half before endgame launch, and you predicted it, wow.

    CreeperOnYourHouseCreeperOnYourHouseNgày trước
  • I've never seen Captain Marvel. Probably never will. But I've watched this hilarious review about four or five times. Such is the state of entertainment in 2021.

    TheJuRKTheJuRKNgày trước
  • You know the movie is bad when the video criticizing it is almost as long as the actual movie.

    Von DVon DNgày trước
  • This 'Girls can't' and 'Yeah, Becky!' stuff is too childish for adult characters... also the unambiguously black, dark skinned female best friend character... nasty. Her script, plank and lighter skinned daughter's lines for her, I've never seen it so bare faced before. Fucking nasty👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻...

    Rainy FeathersRainy Feathers2 ngày trước
  • How about sexist doesn't like a female lead?

    octaneblue6octaneblue62 ngày trước
    • @octaneblue6 A loaded question

      Ro manRo man16 giờ trước
    • @Ro man It was a question.

      octaneblue6octaneblue616 giờ trước
    • You've said nothing of substance. Just an empty accusation that doesn't really affect the validity of the critique.

      Ro manRo man17 giờ trước
    • @BOCK Why?

      octaneblue6octaneblue6Ngày trước
    • people like you wanna make me throw up

      BOCKBOCKNgày trước
  • The single worst movie EVER...absolute dumpster fire garbage

    Robman the Barbarian sorbbRobman the Barbarian sorbb2 ngày trước
  • So much for WOMAN POWER. She got a Masculan buzz cut Lost compassion Became arrogant. Sounds like me. 🤣😂🤣

    Matthew HollowayMatthew Holloway2 ngày trước
  • When they are in the base, & Fury & his boss are in the elevator, fury gets off at 5th floor, that’s where the records are. Anyway, Fury and boss fight, then Vers saves him with a proton blast. Then blasts a hole in the ceiling for them to escape. Next we see them going up the stairwell and run into Agent Coulson. The floor marker on the wall says 4th floor. They were on the 6th floor, running away, take the stairs up, and the sign says 4th floor....which they go out of to find the hanger...which is several stories tall...?

    Bryan KauffmanBryan Kauffman2 ngày trước
  • Plank

    Cosmic_poetCosmic_poet2 ngày trước
  • I just realized that I'm watching this video on its 2-year anniversary..... April 18th, 2021. *_Who else, by chance?_*

    Bowser JjumetroidBowser Jjumetroid2 ngày trước
  • 1:21:29 is gold lmao 🤣

    Manuel LManuel L2 ngày trước
  • Well, to be fair, Fury trusted the Cat

    Michael BroccolatiMichael Broccolati3 ngày trước
  • I'll never watch this video no matter how many times it comes up. almost two hours of monotone flat dialogue about a movie that sucks. I'm good, but good work I guess

    Ben FranklinBen Franklin3 ngày trước
  • "She'll be the one that saves Tony, won't she?" I swear this man can see the future

    NicholAS VilstEDNicholAS VilstED3 ngày trước
  • Why is the Cree symbol the same shape and color as the nova core fighters? Did the nova core do that to upset the Cree?

    Kevin WilsonKevin Wilson3 ngày trước
    • Stars are a pretty universal heraldric symbol. On earth alone it pops up in the flags of the USA, China, North-Korea, Turkey, the old USSR... Also, the Kree symbol looks nothing like a star. That star emblem on Kree uniform chests is an insignia of rank. The various members of Yon-Rogg's squad have different shaped versions of the star.

      Michel De BruynMichel De Bruyn12 giờ trước
  • The worse thing ever... Does not deserve the name... Bad writing, screwed up story made worse by the actress who played the titular role... they should have released this one in 2020 aand instead gave us the Black Widow in 2019 instead...

    siegfried monterosiegfried montero3 ngày trước
  • Not even mentioning the fact that they completely copied the cat off Men In Black

    MaruMaru3 ngày trước
  • Wouldn't Carol Danvers' BLACK FEMALE friend have had a harder time in the military than Carol did? Didn't Howard Stark find Captain America while he was searching for the Teseract? Doesn't that mean that while Plank was in the military, the Teseract was at the bottom of the ocean, NOT in the hands of NASA? Did Nick Fury forget for 20 years that he had an alien cat IN HIS OFFICE? This movie is $#!* I watched the entire MCU up to Endgame, skipped THIS crap, and it worked just fine!

    Michael DavisMichael Davis3 ngày trước
  • 12:35 idk if he intended but that reminds me of the theory that Demitri from far from home is actually camelleon and a skrull. * Sry for bad spelling *

    TomFoxTomFox4 ngày trước
  • heres hoping megan mcdonnell can save captain marvel 2 from brie larson and the awful writing of the last movie.

    TacocatTacocat4 ngày trước
  • I am so confused

    J Smith -jadynsgames dot com fan-J Smith -jadynsgames dot com fan-4 ngày trước
  • Dude, this films under-tones are so backwards. Tough love is different. ‘Isn’t the place for little girls’ yeah, so grow up and be an adult, gender regardless. Someone please put an end to cancel culture

    That Bloke_JThat Bloke_J4 ngày trước
    • Its Called opinion.

      Felix :DFelix :DNgày trước
  • Watching Thor and this movie back to back is very weird

    nestor arenasnestor arenas5 ngày trước
  • I refuse to watch this movie .

    BigguycokeBigguycoke5 ngày trước
  • Wonder Woman 1984 🤝 Captain Marvel

    W a l l y z zW a l l y z z5 ngày trước
  • Want your head to hurt? Answer this: If she gets her power from the Tesseract, Captain Marvel should've been powerless in Engame since Thanos destroyed the stones. But since she didn't that must mean she absorbed power from it. So is this power now limited (like a battery) or does she just not care?

    Dertz LycronDertz Lycron5 ngày trước
    • @Celoso - Yes, but that air is either finite or refilled by some other source. The Hulk for example is quite similar. Gamma radiation caused his change into the Hulk, but then he's fueled by anger and rage. And in Endgame he mastered this form and can stay in it.

      Dertz LycronDertz Lycron3 ngày trước
    • @Dertz Lycron Imagine you trapped air in a bottle. then all of the air on earth somehow disappeared out of no where, if you opened that bottle there would still be air in it.

      Celoso -Celoso -4 ngày trước
    • @Michel De Bruyn Yes, not directly. But the engine was powered by it.

      Dertz LycronDertz Lycron4 ngày trước
    • She didn't get her power from the Tesseract.

      Michel De BruynMichel De Bruyn4 ngày trước
  • Ah, "planking".

    C KyungC Kyung5 ngày trước
  • Brie Larson is truly a cancer on Marvel

    Jack N. MihoffJack N. Mihoff5 ngày trước
  • Sorry, you didn't like it. I did, many people do. I watch marvel movies for mindless entertainment if I want something deep I watch movies from Tarkovsky or Scott. But hey I guess some people have 'expectations' when they watch movies based on comic books :D

    TOKOLOSETOKOLOSE5 ngày trước
  • Can we talk about the editing in these videos??? Using moments throughout the MCU where expressions and hand motions/gestures fit what he’s saying and land on beat perfectly, as well as very well used slow motion. Top tier As usual

    Weary WandererWeary Wanderer6 ngày trước
  • Yo that prediction at 1:11:08

    Alexander StephensonAlexander Stephenson6 ngày trước
  • 1:09:11, I get thanos and galactus, but there’s no way she could beat shaggy

    Alexander StephensonAlexander Stephenson6 ngày trước
  • 😆

    Aidan VaughanAidan Vaughan6 ngày trước
  • I loved the also also also bit

    Alexander StephensonAlexander Stephenson6 ngày trước
  • "you're too emotional" Proceeds to use the same straight face for the entire movie

    ricardo corralricardo corral6 ngày trước
  • The trouble with true lies is the rather blatant racial stereotyping not to mention charlton Heston being actually racist

    daytona750daytona7506 ngày trước
  • When she's not in her suit or whatever, Captain Marvel is wearing the same NIN shirt the whole movie.

    Kool Klux KlanKool Klux Klan7 ngày trước
    • @Michel De Bruyn This "random youtuber" went into actual detail and went through the entire plot of the movie, so yes, that is enough information to go of off. That is what film reviews, rants, or deep dives are for moron lmao

      Kool Klux KlanKool Klux Klan4 ngày trước
    • @Kool Klux Klan Why do you watch videos about a genre you do not care for? And do you normally let some random youtuber decide what you do or do not like?

      Michel De BruynMichel De Bruyn4 ngày trước
    • @Michel De Bruyn I'm not watching this feminazi "girl power!" movie because this video told me everything I need to know about it, plus I don't really care for superhero flicks lol

      Kool Klux KlanKool Klux Klan4 ngày trước
    • @Kool Klux Klan So you're basically just shitposting without the slightest care if what you're saying is even true or not, about movie you have not seen and have no way of knowing if you'd like it or not.

      Michel De BruynMichel De Bruyn4 ngày trước
    • @Michel De Bruyn Oh my bad, I didn't watch the movie to keep track of the time, I wasn't interested in watching trash lol

      Kool Klux KlanKool Klux Klan4 ngày trước
  • That thumbnail is priceless!!

    Hot ShotHot Shot7 ngày trước
  • So Carol pulls down Stan Lees book, all good. The Don does the same thing to Carol, he deserved to be threatened and have his bike stolen. Got it

    Man in the CoilMan in the Coil7 ngày trước
  • The power limiter is something from DC I’m pretty sure Batman made it to make Green Lantern feel worthless because if he had no will power his ring wouldn’t work

    Enter NameEnter Name7 ngày trước
  • Captain Marvel acts like she had to deal with the same stuff black people had to deal with

    MrCoolSmoovieMrCoolSmoovie8 ngày trước
  • just imagine she gonna be the leader, replace Captain America, going on in the future of franchise ruined my life...

    Manaswin PipatponglertManaswin Pipatponglert8 ngày trước
  • So essentially the movie is "strong women with diabetes patch is strong and can do many strong things." with little more thought to the plot then that? Thats what i picked up.

    Shiroma AtsumichiShiroma Atsumichi8 ngày trước
  • You go girl

    Tracy CoxTracy Cox9 ngày trước
  • She is like the Johnny Manziel of actresses. Good at one point but now is completely useless

    MMX4 GamingMMX4 Gaming9 ngày trước
  • Isn’t constantly trying to prove to people how powerful she is a sign of insecurity? Surely a real strong independent woman, when told she can’t do something, would say “okay, you can think whatever you want, I don’t have to prove myself to anyone”

    Papa ShpeePapa Shpee9 ngày trước
  • Plank is a fitting nickname if you've seen her ass and that she had to have an ass body double in many shots.

    Xen XanderXen Xander9 ngày trước
  • Honestly one of the parts that pisses me off the most about this movie, which is alot cuz holy shit what a stupid fucking movie. Is that it just SHOVES this misogynist fucking "you can't do it cuz you're a women" angle down your throat. Yet we find out that in EVERY fucking moment in her life that some male figure tried to tell her she couldn't do it, she just did it. Meaning not once in her life did she ever succumb to or was held down because she was a women. She heard a few misogynistic remarks and then immediately succeeded. Her whole fucking life was just succeeding in the face of the fact that she was a women. So this whole "you can't keep me down even though I'm a women" rings entirely hollow because she was NEVER kept down for being a women. Even as a brain wiped "alien" she never once allowed herself to be told what she can or can't do because she's "an emotional women". Yet the movie acts like it's some fucking epiphany revelation that she realized "she can't be held down" in a life where she never has let herself be held down. The story theme of someone fighting against some force of oppression doesn't fucking work when the character has not once been made to fail in the face of said oppression. The only vague fucking semblance of that theme only manifests in that we as an audience do not yet know she never let the misogyny keep her down. Because even as a character before she also knew, she still always had the exact same personality who didn't let people tell her she couldn't do something. Which amounts to her having absolutely no character arc what so ever because she is the exact fucking same person she was from the start of the movie to the end. Literally her unlocking her memories amounts to not a single change in her character or how she acts what so ever. It only amounts to realizing how she got her powers and who the "real bad guys" are. Zero character development or are what so ever. The entire fucking plot to function as unlocking the super power mcguffin and a reason to fight the baddies. It is seriously like a fucking semi-angsty female teen wrote this screenplay. It reads more like a bad OC fan fic you'd find online than what you'd think from a Marvel franchise. The story of where the super cool funny bad ass girl that I'm gona tell you is so cool funny and bad ass is so great cuz she fights the boys and doesn't let them tell her what to do and she gets powers and pew pew pew blows up the bad guys and everyone likes her and she saves the day cuz she's the strongest fucking hero that's ever existed and everyone everyone else gets their name cuz of her cuz she's so awesome. Just omg fuck this movie.

    Mr_JumblesMr_Jumbles10 ngày trước
  • The spiteful twist namely stamp because protocol strangely tickle except a messy look. grouchy, royal jump

    Frances PowellFrances Powell10 ngày trước
  • Say what you will, but Plank really is kinda hot...

    MeanderthalMeanderthal10 ngày trước
  • worst marvel movie , worst than black panther , its full of dumb cliché i really hate that, i guess those movies are for retards or to expand the fanbase but its poor crap

    K RK R10 ngày trước
  • I think captain marvel is alright. I will now explode in 5 seconds.

    crocodilecrocodile11 ngày trước
  • The character writing in this movie actually makes perfect sense if you know how female psychology works. Of course it's bad, but it isn't surprising.

    PsionicPsionic11 ngày trước
  • Why did Captain Marvel get her film before widow? Script won't let Mary Sue lose

    Rauf M.Rauf M.11 ngày trước
  • Can we just get everyone who had a large meaningful role in the creation of this movie stand in a line and everyone who knows how stupid it is stand in another line and just have the makers of this movie get slapped once by all of them? Cuz that would be the only way to give them the pain we felt just knowing it exists.

    Omegasutoraiki _Omegasutoraiki _11 ngày trước
  • What’s up with the random black line that pops up every now and then?

    Charlie O'SteenCharlie O'Steen12 ngày trước
  • This has been really nail biting

    RaidokRaidok12 ngày trước
  • Guy: Coughs Bie Larson: IS THAT A PERSONAL ATTACK?!?!?

    Gernhart ReinholzenGernhart Reinholzen12 ngày trước
  • why even put any enemies in the movie when she can kill anyone with feelings, this movie should be about her showing the men how great she is

    Michał KowalczukMichał Kowalczuk12 ngày trước
  • I find it amazing that mauler predicted that captain marvel would save tony

    Ethan RobinsonEthan Robinson12 ngày trước
  • This is a “meh”??? Definitely a huge marvel fan

    Totally ActingTotally Acting12 ngày trước
    • 1:46:18

      Ro manRo man16 giờ trước
  • Love your videos. Why are you calling her Plank lmao? Please keep making them i just didn't understand their hard-on to make this movie like we really needed this to complete the infinity saga that you were building for 10 years to have the most critical character be someone you introduced after infinity war. Its insane so many other characters could have been that and were already set up during previous movies like um idk maybe Adam Warlock or Nova. Politics is ruining even marvel now

    The white Wolf XXXThe white Wolf XXX13 ngày trước
    • He calls her plank because she's got no personality or backstory, she's literally as characterized as a plank of wood.

      Open ThinkerOpen Thinker11 ngày trước
  • @zoompt 1975 You’re kidding, right? The Milky Way is 100,000 ly across so that would be 314159 years to circumnavigate. The closest star to earth, Alpha Centauri,, is 4 light years across so you can’t even get there in a couple of years. Also time dilation, which can be calculated by mathematical formula t0: t = t0/1 , would approach infinity relative to an outside observer as you approach the speed of light. Not one century. Where on earth did you get those numbers? This is math, just can’t make it up. You sound like a Captain Marvel writer.

    Kierstin SchmidtKierstin Schmidt13 ngày trước
  • This movie looks and feels like a Marvel movie from 2009, not 2019. I mean- this movie was released the SAME YEAR as Endgame. How did this happen???

    UncleDeluxeUncleDeluxe13 ngày trước
  • Only just remembered that in the first avengers nick fury said they were using the cube to make advanced weapons because of thor bringing alien life there but captain marvel done it way before?

    WonderBullWonderBull13 ngày trước
  • I'm interested to see your MCU ranking.

    FriniskeeFriniskee14 ngày trước
  • third time rewatching this video, i feel like some story beats have man of steel vibes. whether or not thats a good thing is up to you, i like man of steel.

    Transformers Jahrein fun clupTransformers Jahrein fun clup14 ngày trước
  • Where the review is much better than the movie.

    peace2014peace201414 ngày trước
  • I think its funny that the character of captain marvel is terrible, but you're not allowed to hate on her because that would be sexist. The MCU has good female characters and captain marvel isn't one of them, but women everywhere will hate you for saying a female character sucks

    Conner PaulConner Paul14 ngày trước
  • She’s named after a cheese so I can’t possibly take her seriously

    cupidstunt22cupidstunt2214 ngày trước
  • Now imagine this: the ship is actually broken or it's another ship entirely. In the fight scene make so Carol can't control her powers and is actually losing. Talos actually helps Denver and it's a team fight and that's how they win. Make it so maybe he dies or something idk. Now Carol owes the skrull her life and pledges to help them find a home. She then uses her powers to power the ship or something and that's explains her absence for all these years. You can than make more back story for the skrull and stuff like that. Easy way to fix something in this shit movie

    FernandoFernando14 ngày trước
  • Disney can really only write Reys ...

    Alistair RyanAlistair Ryan14 ngày trước
  • "Such amazing growth and change."

    Oscar JordanOscar Jordan14 ngày trước
  • I bet This plank is asexual because for her no one is good.

    Peter PandaPeter Panda15 ngày trước
  • I always tought they were travelling betweem jump points at the speed of light which would be a significant decrement in time used. At least it is only logical this way.

    TheIlidiusTheIlidius15 ngày trước
  • 1:51:21 You are dead WRONG!!!! There's no way she can kill Shaggy

    Dave MoondoggieDave Moondoggie15 ngày trước
  • 40:00 for later

    TubbyjediknightTubbyjediknight15 ngày trước
  • Captain Marvel was an absolute horseshit movie. Did DC work on this? Or feminists? Such a sexist movie, tiny brain movie.

    Captain OverThinkerCaptain OverThinker15 ngày trước
  • You destroyed the movie for me at least now I can see the truth

    Pedro AfonsoPedro Afonso15 ngày trước
  • The cre blood was actually done in agents of shield

    Why?Why?15 ngày trước
  • Luke tossing his lightsaber comically over his shoulder . . . Luke Skywalker's lightsaber, probably the most iconic SYMBOL, let alone ITEM in movie history -- far more than even the Ruby Slippers at this point . . . Nick Fury's lost eye being the result of an emasculating, accidental cat scratch (and absolutely dumping dialogue and plot points that came earlier) . . . this shit isn't just some accident. we'll look back at 2017, 2018 and likely remember just how hardcore the salt WAS. it got so bad that the people charged with Nerd Culture - the guardians of our culture's dreams, so to speak - childishly lashed out with seething redactions of cherished things that mattered to the fans. the divisions were SO horrible that entire empires built exclusively on the money they got from their fans actually tried to UPSET those fans horribly. on purpose. Disney, Marvel = TROLLS. and like i said - with LUKE'S LIGHTSABER. the long-lost thing he had clutched in the hand that was cut from his body (in one of the most famous, beloved scenes in movie history). NICK FURY'S EYEPATCH. these aren't just small little details to Troll, these are absolutely fundamental pieces of the greater picture. when CAPITALISM starts to enthusiastically eat at its own profits, i'd say there's a cultural problem.

    Hubert CrossHubert Cross15 ngày trước
    • I'm sure Luke was a lot more attached to the hand than to the lazer sword.

      Michel De BruynMichel De Bruyn4 ngày trước
  • "So you could live longer, stronger, superior" longer, stronger and superior to . . . to Women. to everyday, regular women. you go, girl!

    Hubert CrossHubert Cross15 ngày trước
  • The gabby organization thankfully attend because beard formally learn below a smart club. slim, scary architecture

    이동욱이동욱15 ngày trước
  • This is honestly my least favorite MCU movie. Not because it's necessarily objectively the worst movie of the bunch, but because it ruins many parts of the entirety of the MCU for me. A movie has never made me so mad before.

    Mr. BeanosMr. Beanos15 ngày trước
  • Also why play with a cat that EATS PEOPLE?! I don’t want to be anywhere near that cat!

    Ceeboy ForLifeCeeboy ForLife16 ngày trước
  • I saw this movie in theaters best part I got to make out with my girlfriend cause we were the only ones there cause the movie sucks

    human.rationallyhuman.rationally16 ngày trước
  • Imo it would have been funnier to have her flying through space with an open mouthed scream and arm extended in victory, in complete silence, and use subtitles for "WOO HOO"

    MyoclonicJerkCoughMyoclonicJerkCough16 ngày trước
  • By convenient... you mean "Why the fuck wasn't this useful information explained/set-up earlier in the story?" In which case the answer is... Yes.

    SomeoneImSureSomeoneImSure16 ngày trước
  • so, sinds it MauLer didnt address it, im now wondering if this little thing was actually in the movie, or i remember it from some other review or something, or i made it up myself to fill in a glaring plothole. to my understanding the reason why the lightspeed engine was so important was because they wanted to travel beyond wat the kree could reach. so traveling with those warp gates would never do the trick because the kree could just use them aswell. with the lightspeed engine they could just go where the warpgates arent there. is this really my headcannon, cause it makes some sense, and you couldnt pay me to rewatch the movie to find out, so if you made it this far into my comment and you know please help me out here

    NTT of MisteryNTT of Mistery16 ngày trước
  • a bit of context, before this movie brie starred in a movie in which she's basically white savior mighty whitey. Yeah. This movie is probably her trying to compensate for that movie

    MystomachhurtMystomachhurt16 ngày trước
  • A year later and whenever I see the thumbnail I crack and end up watching your video again lmao

    SnipitsSnipits17 ngày trước
  • 350K? Only 305k??? I really don't understand youtube

    JonnisticJonnistic17 ngày trước