Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

19 Th01, 2021
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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

  • Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!

    RemyCherryBomb GamingRemyCherryBomb Gaming5 giờ trước
  • I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes

    Emma JenkinEmma Jenkin6 giờ trước
  • "Pretend you're 22 and single" Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely

    ChebronChebron7 giờ trước
  • Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    mrboogy1mrboogy17 giờ trước
  • I have those exact tongs

    NoodleHqNoodleHq21 giờ trước
  • So you are 35 years old?

    Twin TyaraTwin Tyara23 giờ trước
  • I am 22 & Single Sad

    Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008Ngày trước
  • Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

    MemonkeMemonke4 ngày trước
  • dats what good pussy sounds like

    C BC B4 ngày trước
  • I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

    gdlkgdlk4 ngày trước
  • So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

    Fay Anne Aura ArtsFay Anne Aura Arts4 ngày trước
  • 10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

    ClassyAFClassyAF5 ngày trước
  • As a Italian I can say this looks good

    James PrayterJames Prayter5 ngày trước
  • This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

    JRJR5 ngày trước
  • is your name jordan schlansky?

    Yonah2EYonah2E6 ngày trước
  • 3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

    BS CorvinBS Corvin6 ngày trước
  • yuh

    fantasia yoofantasia yoo6 ngày trước
  • *Italian Mac and Cheese*

    Ueu Ch.Ueu Ch.8 ngày trước
  • I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

    Kuka SimmonKuka Simmon8 ngày trước
  • wow i subscribed

    TylerTyler9 ngày trước
  • I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

    Harriet GoughHarriet Gough9 ngày trước
  • 0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

    SonyTheSunGodSonyTheSunGod9 ngày trước
  • My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

    Cesar RangelCesar Rangel9 ngày trước
  • ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

    DiamondJax08DiamondJax0810 ngày trước

    Common ArtCommon Art10 ngày trước
  • Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

    Wondie KgosiemangWondie Kgosiemang10 ngày trước
  • So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

    I Break ThingsI Break Things11 ngày trước
  • i have the same bed frame

    William SampsonWilliam Sampson11 ngày trước
  • Puncharini your dongoroni

    RazorblizRazorbliz12 ngày trước
  • I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

    Marcus EnosMarcus Enos12 ngày trước
  • I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

    Doge CoontDoge Coont13 ngày trước
  • Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

    tarfathewisetarfathewise13 ngày trước
  • Ah yes heart attack on plate

    Bartosz ZiółkowskiBartosz Ziółkowski13 ngày trước
  • "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

    Melissa Packard LavinMelissa Packard Lavin14 ngày trước
  • I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

    dépaysementdépaysement14 ngày trước
  • As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

    Craig GradyCraig Grady14 ngày trước
  • That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

    SwiftBlade4SwiftBlade414 ngày trước
  • The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

    seavisionseavision14 ngày trước
  • Hysterical!....great recipe!

    cbluecblue15 ngày trước
  • Looks good!

    Microwave cucumberMicrowave cucumber15 ngày trước
  • I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

    ROYAL_ TROYAL_ T15 ngày trước
  • The commentary 😆😆😆

    Nathan MendozaNathan Mendoza15 ngày trước
  • Heart burn heart burn burn burn

    Joe yorkJoe york15 ngày trước
  • Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

    Adrian KitsonAdrian Kitson15 ngày trước
  • 2:22 he is not wearing pants

    Fortune MogonegFortune Mogoneg16 ngày trước
  • My chest hurts wat thing this

    Gravy BGravy B16 ngày trước
  • Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

    simqbisimqbi16 ngày trước
  • I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

    Khams NoKhams No16 ngày trước
  • Butter fetish now a thing

    gaming Minecraftgaming Minecraft16 ngày trước
  • Ridiculous.

    Sue XoXoSue XoXo16 ngày trước
  • This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

    TheSmallzfryTheSmallzfry16 ngày trước
  • "Nice Dissolve"

    Lawrence KassabLawrence Kassab17 ngày trước
  • lol @ the keto gag

    JimmyBoogalooJimmyBoogaloo17 ngày trước
  • “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

    Erik KochErik Koch17 ngày trước
  • just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

    RooRoo17 ngày trước
  • i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

    BokenBoken18 ngày trước
  • butter fetish?

    GumGoblinGumGoblin18 ngày trước
  • Eggs

    Bob BobBob Bob18 ngày trước
  • Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

    Dexpo89Dexpo8918 ngày trước
  • Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

    Tobi PohanTobi Pohan18 ngày trước
  • "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

    Себастьян ФишерСебастьян Фишер18 ngày trước
  • Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

    The Panda BookkeeperThe Panda Bookkeeper18 ngày trước
  • "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

    JuliJuli18 ngày trước
  • Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

    DezimioDezimio18 ngày trước

    DiceyDicey18 ngày trước
  • Talk to yass tonight

    Bad Hommie er'ry MumdolfBad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf19 ngày trước
  • This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

    Derek JeterDerek Jeter19 ngày trước
  • Lmmfao!!!

    Nneon KnighttNneon Knightt19 ngày trước
  • AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

    Prevenge IXPrevenge IX19 ngày trước
  • Peepee poopoo

    who took a shit in the toiletwho took a shit in the toilet19 ngày trước
  • If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

    Marc HarrisonMarc Harrison19 ngày trước
  • ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

    Aurora BjørkavågAurora Bjørkavåg19 ngày trước
  • jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

    milamila19 ngày trước
  • I should call her

    Keith WelshKeith Welsh19 ngày trước
  • 3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

    Anirban ChakrabortyAnirban Chakraborty20 ngày trước
  • I subscribed after 90 seconds

    Qi ZhangQi Zhang20 ngày trước
  • I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

    Erin T.Erin T.20 ngày trước
  • You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

    Hope FletcherHope Fletcher20 ngày trước
  • Ysac is theDoo

    ŸümMy GGGŸümMy GGG20 ngày trước
  • How did you make the noodles by yourself

    zeyzey20 ngày trước
  • Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

    Mr DavisMr Davis20 ngày trước
  • U too funny b

    doddles_of thecraftsdoddles_of thecrafts20 ngày trước
  • That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

    darknight121000darknight12100021 ngày trước
  • he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

    wintrparkgrlwintrparkgrl21 ngày trước
  • Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

    JenJen21 ngày trước
  • This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

    luke pettisluke pettis21 ngày trước
  • Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on

    Uri RennertUri Rennert21 ngày trước
  • From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine

    Taila BluTaila Blu21 ngày trước
  • From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's

    Marin VelenikMarin Velenik21 ngày trước
  • I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.

    Lorde GheebusLorde Gheebus21 ngày trước
  • Amazing

    Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخJumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ21 ngày trước
  • Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers

    PimpleJThomasPimpleJThomas21 ngày trước
    • how?

      Eric GlueckertEric Glueckert20 giờ trước
  • Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂

    HypnoToadHypnoToad21 ngày trước
  • "pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh

    kitten kitsunekitten kitsune21 ngày trước
  • anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018

    nknk21 ngày trước
  • I like your voice

    Aulia AliAulia Ali22 ngày trước
  • Its very unlike him to actually grade the cheese

    Brady RyderBrady Ryder22 ngày trước
  • It's also called the pasta you eat when you are ill , and you only use a lil piece of butter and that's it (no cheese) . No one in italy with a normal state of mind would make this pasta unless he's feeling very ill ; i can't even imagine someone ordering it at a restaurant. Btw Mr.Alfredo is still alive and his restaurant in Rome is mostly visited by tourists , since no italians would actually pay for hospital food .

    Er_ TaproEr_ Tapro22 ngày trước
    • Haha all good. I probably should have titled it "original Alfredo" or something. The battle of the restaurant where he first made it (and then sold) and the one he started up afterward is a funny part of the history as well.

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking19 ngày trước
    • @You Suck At Cooking i think you're rigth tho he dead , but his restaurant isn't , so you know , i just wanted to complain a little on the internet ; i just wanted to point out that in italy no one makes that type of pasta unless they feel ill , and the recipe that we use , like the one that we actually do , it's just pasta and a little bit of butter ; with that i wanted to say that fettucine alfredo are not an italian dish , cause the only one who makes it that way is this guy called alfredo in his restaurant and Americans . I have been inaccurate but my point wasn't the fact of mr alfredo being alive or not . I'm sorry for wasting your time.

      Er_ TaproEr_ Tapro21 ngày trước
    • I didn't realize Alfredo di Lelio was still alive. He should be more famous for holding the record for "longest life lived" at 139.

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking22 ngày trước
  • This one plate of pasta is probably dense enough to break the table of droped

    Povilas BerniukevičiusPovilas Berniukevičius22 ngày trước
  • cardi b is quaking rn

    name surnamename surname22 ngày trước