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Yeah, we know: Twilight sucks. But so do vampires, if you think about it. And deep down, that's what this is all about: sexy, sparkly vampires. Back in the day, I used to love Twilight: I read all the books, I went to see the movies at midnight, and I got millions of views on my reaction to the New Moon trailer. Now, just in time for Valentine's Day, I'm inviting you to rewatch the entire Twilight Saga with me and Jacob, who has never seen any of them before. Does one of us love them and the other loathe them? Will you be Team Jacob or Team Eric?
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    Pretty Much ItPretty Much It3 tháng trước
    • @Isaac Dillon whoa! Took like 15 mins but it worked!

      Eugene NathanaelEugene NathanaelTháng trước
    • you guys nearly made me die with laughter lol

      hemachavanhemachavan2 tháng trước
    • Ok. You guys make me laugh out loud constantly! Subbed.

      Jasmine JacksonJasmine Jackson3 tháng trước
  • It's a wolf thing

    Rinna Binna ;3Rinna Binna ;3Ngày trước
  • "Wouldn't you no t eat the person out of respect? " yeah even if the Cullins did just want to eat her that would be like some random coming up and stealing your whole plate of God tear fries.

    Elijah WallaceElijah Wallace6 ngày trước
  • Twilight is very bad technically, with story, writing, acting, cinematically (at times) But its *so* good as a trash movie, to just watch and *LOVE* to pick apart and laugh at

    TruebornseekerTruebornseeker7 ngày trước
  • I don’t know if it’s me but I vastly prefer the look of the first Twilight movie to the rest of them. It’s much more visually striking. (It’s also less easy to spot that they only put white foundation above their necks)

    J JJ J9 ngày trước
  • /shop? You mean people actually pay to watch you say stupid shit for like 5 hours? 😧 that must be the easiest way anyone has made money that I have seen to this day in my life. Hats off to you gentlemen.

    Mehran GhaziMehran Ghazi9 ngày trước
    • yes people pay for content they enjoy 🥰

      Pretty Much ItPretty Much It9 ngày trước
  • i love eric's composing himself after his little laughs burst out while telling the very real story of the breaking dawn experience at the imax

    Aditi BiswasAditi Biswas11 ngày trước
  • It took me this many years to realize when he saved her from a gang bang his eyes changed. I was always like "they scarred of a fury growling at them?"

    1 Out Of 7.7 Billion1 Out Of 7.7 Billion11 ngày trước
  • I don't get why the non-vampire characters are so pale

    War ChildWar Child13 ngày trước
  • Necrophilia at its best.

    Chandra PandhitaChandra Pandhita14 ngày trước
  • I was hoping that one guy had the legos for the Twilight characters - just came from the Harry Potter marathon

    Boarded UpBoarded Up14 ngày trước
  • You know, its things like Twilight that reassure me that I'm definitely more into girls.

    Vivien McNabVivien McNab18 ngày trước
  • Isn't it funny that everyone is making fun of Twilight, but no one EVER disrespects the baseball scene 😂😂😂

    BraeburnapfelBraeburnapfel20 ngày trước
  • I want to know what they would have said or if they knew Robert was singing the song when Bella was bitten them first time

    CayCay21 ngày trước
  • The rapeists don't fight him not because he is too cool...they see the sparkly beast in his eyes :D

    DennisDennis24 ngày trước
  • 9:02 (my friends & i joke abt this often so i’m just saving the stamp)

    geryongeryon24 ngày trước
  • Everyone in this movie is so pale and the lighting is so dull it just looks so fucking depressing and lonely. I couldn't watch this whole movie without every scene feeling empty.

    BiirdSeedBiirdSeed26 ngày trước
  • 'Now he's running and he's sad.' 'That's what happened to Bernie Sanders.'

    WeirdamanWeirdaman28 ngày trước
  • twilight might be messy but that baseball scene is *chef kiss*

    nisdevnisdevTháng trước
  • how are yall not talking bout "doggy wanna bone"

    SophiaSophiaTháng trước
  • 22:35 the entire time I was at school today I couldn't stop repeating this..

    Kody GIRLKody GIRLTháng trước
  • I’d love to hear your reactions to Midnight Sun! It’s Twilight from Edward’s perspective. Stephenie Meyer said being in Edward’s head was too stressful, so she refuses to do the other books from his POV. Also, Fifty Shades of Grey is Twilight fanfic. It’s basically so older women don’t have to feel creeped out by crushing on Edward. Pages were uploaded on a Twilight fanfic site under a different name before Fifty Shades trilogy was released. Bella and Ana are supposed to be a little dull, so we can put our own personalities in their place.

    Emma BaldwinEmma BaldwinTháng trước
  • This is the best thing I've ever seen

    Abby ThomasAbby ThomasTháng trước
  • 1:35

    Doodle DeskDoodle DeskTháng trước
  • I agree they could have done better on the baby

    kdecker78kdecker78Tháng trước
  • Best narration ever great job. Lol. I actually do have a little native American ancestry(Cherokee/Blackfoot).

    kdecker78kdecker78Tháng trước
  • i literally forgot about the alien surgery c-section

    Nick BrandonNick BrandonTháng trước
  • Jacob with the wig in the parlor 🤣

    The Larry ProjectThe Larry ProjectTháng trước
  • Edward .. Jacob Eric .. *Jacob* .. hmm

    sleepystreetssleepystreetsTháng trước

    Jose CortezJose CortezTháng trước
  • Hes not on deviantart... Hes on immortaliCUM . com

    No NameNo NameTháng trước
  • I've never seen Twilight, but I have seen Vampires Suck, the parody film that was probably worse. But, I never knew the scene at 1:35 had actually happened in the background, I thought it just happened in the spoof.

    Rebecca SegoviaRebecca SegoviaTháng trước
  • I miss the good ole days of PMI

    jared_ reallyjared_ reallyTháng trước
  • watching this for the fifth time

    Sanne GiezenSanne GiezenTháng trước
    • Never gets old

      Jordan rakesJordan rakesTháng trước
  • Ew moon

    J QuickJ QuickTháng trước
  • 2:30 The way this horrifying idea syncs up with the mom's reaction

    beepainbeepainTháng trước
  • Wasn’t it weird how they kept referring to the baby as a he and turns out it was a girl

    Lauren NicoleLauren NicoleTháng trước
  • ngl tho I lowkey love these movies just as a guilty pleasure

    AnymAnymTháng trước
  • the vampires must really love baseball if they go to all the trouble to play it as such a specific time and place. Kinda makes me sad they can't play it whenever

    DeathnoteBBDeathnoteBBTháng trước
  • “Ok well they’re gonna have to pay for that” I started crying I couldn’t stop laughing

    Eric LeBretonEric LeBretonTháng trước
  • i'm so glad i'm not the only one who feels immense pain watching bella talk to charlie in the first movie

    Rhiannon O'SheaRhiannon O'SheaTháng trước
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Silva CleoSilva CleoTháng trước
  • if I saw Edward I’d just think he was on the Fenty pr list tbh

    Faith KFaith KTháng trước
  • Edwards last name was Elizabeth lol

    Gacha AngelGacha AngelTháng trước

    deftoneddeftonedTháng trước
  • Charlie was the best character, I STAN him

    frying panfrying panTháng trước
  • I have never met anyone else who likes Cirque Du Freak, and all I have to say is the movie sucks

    Stupid WalnutStupid WalnutTháng trước
  • 22:33 I saw what you did to da bed

    Anti-_- NimeAnti-_- NimeTháng trước
  • I'm embarrassed that I know this, but according to Stephanie Meyer, she made Jacob too likable in New Moon. Hence the personality shift in Eclipse to be a total asshole (still better than Edward). Then she felt bad for Jacob, and wanted to give him a happy ending. That's right, all the messed up shit in the second half is because the Author didn't want her Ship threatened.

    TheDancerMacabreTheDancerMacabreTháng trước
    • I knew I was right... but it's good to have confirmation.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • I wish they double cupped the blood

    Josh SathyarajJosh Sathyaraj2 tháng trước
  • Cirque du Freak is a better vampire movie than this shit, fight me. xD

    Flora M. HortaFlora M. Horta2 tháng trước
    • I WISH we got an actual movie franchise with that book series, tbh. lmao.

      captain cierracaptain cierra2 tháng trước
  • It might be for the best that they didn't include any of the REALLY problematic stuff in this reel, but at the same time I was looking forward to them seeing just how many levels of /wrong/ the movies go in to.

    Jacob WheelerJacob Wheeler2 tháng trước
    • And it's still pretty damn bad!

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • His brothers arent pale their just light skin

    BestWrestlingVideosBestWrestlingVideos2 tháng trước
  • One of the things I hate most about modern vampire stories is how vampires spread. Classically, the human had to drink vampire blood to become a vampire. And if a vampire drank a human's blood, it probably kill them due the amount they took. The whole drinking vampire blood is a lot cooler cause there's either more choice and it's more metal, or having a vampire force-feed their blood to a human can be a lot more scary or hot(?) based on what kind of book you're writing.

    Lucia CampilloLucia Campillo2 tháng trước
    • Absolutely agree. Like in OG Dracula, Interview with a Vampire and What We Do in The Shadows. Good shit. I miss that.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • i love how robert pattinson really captures how fucking weird edward is lol

    Saga ÅkessonSaga Åkesson2 tháng trước
  • yooo how did I not know supermassive black hole was in this movie

    Seneca GordonSeneca Gordon2 tháng trước
  • Bella meets her baby Bella: looks at her upset Baby:stares Bella: “Edward I thought you said she was prefect?” Edward: “ummm.......”

    Gacha AngelGacha Angel2 tháng trước
  • I laughed at “oon” for too long

    Maija SheaMaija Shea2 tháng trước
  • The gullible gusty tail gully reflect because babies distally possess aboard a fabulous workshop. economic, enormous poison

    Alan KwokAlan Kwok2 tháng trước
  • This is my comfort video

    Julia -_-Julia -_-2 tháng trước
  • 5:43 "i BETTER see them smash" "you gotta wait a few books" "for real? dawggggg..." LMAOOOOO

    plastic potatoplastic potato2 tháng trước

    daria mariadaria maria2 tháng trước
  • “no...he’s a shark” BAHDHDHSHSH MY FAVE LINE LMA

    Ellie GraceEllie Grace2 tháng trước
  • 24:02 The website is called IMORMMORTALICUM

    Rahell SeddekRahell Seddek2 tháng trước
  • "I'd never given much thought to how I'd die." "It's Twilight." (cacophonous laughter) "YOU KNOW IMMEDIATELY!!-"

    mackback319mackback3192 tháng trước
  • My name is also Jacob

    Gymnasticboy662Gymnasticboy6622 tháng trước
  • i regret binge watching these movies for 14 hours one saturday

    Danielle MobleyDanielle Mobley2 tháng trước
  • "Yo,this movie-" "I have gone to the mainland" "f*** you" "and I taken the only boat" (chuckles and laughs)

    hemachavanhemachavan2 tháng trước
  • "We bring new bed,we bring a newa patula,f*** this one" "No f*** bed,no,not f*** bed" "And if u do, I have to at least find a bigger hole,the last one was so small,it was like cho size 4" "Is this craziest?" LMAO,this is so funny I nearly died and exploded with laughter!!!!

    hemachavanhemachavan2 tháng trước
  • The reaction to the birth scene is incredible

    FJ RFJ R2 tháng trước
  • It has to be said that these movies have an absolutely beautiful soundtrack. Muse, Sleeping at Last, etc.

    Communist SharksCommunist Sharks2 tháng trước
    • Totally.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • "I feel like this was probably the sexual awakening of many girls" Abso-fuckin' lutely lol

    Celes SilverfrondCeles Silverfrond2 tháng trước
  • The chime along with the sparkling just absolutely destroys me- if they hadn't done that, it would've been much better.

    Celes SilverfrondCeles Silverfrond2 tháng trước
  • Team Charlie

    Puff StabbyPuff Stabby2 tháng trước
  • “ yo this is the worst James since Cordon” hahahahahah that is so funny

    Sophia SchnurSophia Schnur2 tháng trước
  • Me as a pre tean: holy fuck this movie is hot Me now: I know is fucking dumb but I secretly want to watch them again

    Synchronized CellSynchronized Cell2 tháng trước
  • I love how these are edited because the entire commentary series is Eric slowly outing himself as a huge fan of the series but the VIworld clip he keeps it pretty cool and jacob doesnt seem to hate it as much as he actually does

    Thomas cThomas c2 tháng trước
  • 7:08 me: watching Bella: Jacob! Kiss me! Me: :) 🎵 kiss me once before you go, summer time sadnes-XD 🎶

    Tiny ReenaTiny Reena2 tháng trước
  • Please post part 2 pleaseeee

    selma9450selma94502 tháng trước
    • part 2? this is the whole highlight video! you can download our full tracks for all five movies at &

      Pretty Much ItPretty Much It2 tháng trước
  • For the love of god can I please watch some movies with you guys? It would actually kill my depression 😂 I’m serious tho

    Noah SchwiegerNoah Schwieger2 tháng trước
  • Guys let's be real . . . . . . . It's a wolf thing🙄

    Charlie's AngelCharlie's Angel2 tháng trước
  • “you 80 year old fuck “ PLSSSS

    lena rodriguezlena rodriguez2 tháng trước
  • I feel like the final movie is just a pregnancy protection ad.

    WinglessBricksWinglessBricks2 tháng trước
    • And at the same time it's a pro-life ad.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • Jacob: "It's a wolf thing" Both of them: *Losing their shit*

    Lynnea StuartLynnea Stuart2 tháng trước
  • No matter how many times I watch this video I laugh my ass off

    Meredith ClarkMeredith Clark2 tháng trước
  • I remember going to watch one of these movies with my mom and younger sister, not knowing the movie I was going to watch since I was just “sweet, movie” and having no context to this series. When I first saw Jacob my immediate response was “That’s fucking shark boy!” out loud in theatre. And I shit you not I hear some guy somewhere else in the room just shit himself laughing at the sound of a prepubescent boy calling the wolf man shark boy

    Swivel ShivelSwivel Shivel2 tháng trước
  • 20:35 no one gonna mention this?

    honey get the bike pimphoney get the bike pimp2 tháng trước

    s. kalantaes. kalantae2 tháng trước

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • I have to say I've rewatched this commentary track 10+ time and it made me finally watch all the movies and read all the books and for like two months I was really into Twilight thanks y'all

    LameashellcosplayLameashellcosplay2 tháng trước

    Mark NiceMark Nice3 tháng trước
  • Y'all literally had me dyin' laughin' over here yo🤣🤣🤣🤣y'all somethin' serious

    Riott KingRiott King3 tháng trước
  • Teacher: What's 1 + 1? Jacob: *It's a Wolf Thing*

    Ian JoshIan Josh3 tháng trước
  • I love rewatching this and not knowing wtf is happening just laughing at the jokes but goddamn that dad scene breaks my heart every time. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so bad for a character I don’t know anything about at all. My heart aches for the emotional agony this fictional character must be in. The “I just got you back” shit sends me. If that scene was in a movie/show I actually cared about I would be tearing up.

    MARVELous Smol PidgeotMARVELous Smol Pidgeot3 tháng trước
    • Charlie is the best part of any of the Twilight movies. He's hillarious and actually made me care about him more than anyone or anything else in this whole saga.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • Okay y’all were funny the whole video but when the New Moon segment started y’all were HYSTERICAL OH MY GOSH

    Karis MeekKaris Meek3 tháng trước
  • I was doing donuts lmaooo

    Mark ChaseMark Chase3 tháng trước

    Selvia FloresSelvia Flores3 tháng trước
  • spoilers!! I remember being in the movie theatre during The BIG fighting scene when it turned out to be just a vision everyone was literally like “COME FUCKINGNON”

    skeeterskeeter3 tháng trước
  • i literally watch this video on a monthly basis

    MoniniPaniniMoniniPanini3 tháng trước
  • I was 11 when I watched the first movie and I remember holding my breathe when Edward went to "show his true form". All the marketing around the movie made it look like a romance/horror blend, so I thought he'd turn into some qrotesque monster, or his skin'll bleed all over or something like that. I was pretty scared for Bella at that moment. So the sparkles were...kind of a lackluster

    Billur AralBillur Aral3 tháng trước
  • "Your first mission is to escape the forest." The best thing Eric has ever said

    LegeogameLegeogame3 tháng trước